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  1. battlefields is offline
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    Bullshit, aquaman, I totally choked out a cow once.





    Actually, cow is pretty harsh, she was a nice lady and it was her first lesson but man, talk about obesity!
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    Ups to Battlefields for dropping the sage wisdom.

    You are like a Pimp Yoda.
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    Battlefields... You're more of a man than I am.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taijidude View Post
    1. Yeah, that's the one
    2. I never said I wanted to do it. I'm waaaay to delicate for that ****.
    3. Pfft, I passed toolhood about the time I check onboard my first submarine.
    1.) issue solved moving on.

    2.) Are you male or female? If male, you probably should avoid telling people you are delicate.

    3.) a. Don't change the subject. Human weapon and shows like it, only show a small group of techniques from a martial art. Don't believe everything shown to you. Culturally the shows are entertaining but as far as knowledge about the MA and its practitioners, its generally best to try the art and meet the practitioners. Or read a book about them if you can't experience them. (not claiming to have done this sort of thing, just saying...I've talked to people who have "learned" from Human Weapon...and its worse than talking to a Chunner.)
    b. What's long black, hard and full of se[a]men? A submarine.
    Last edited by Clinchfighter; 4/05/2012 12:15am at . Reason: punctuation and general dyslexia.
  3. wetware is online now

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    Quote Originally Posted by taijidude View Post
    You said they ingest molten lead. (I've certainly not seen that) but crazy or not, it seems to me those things just go to show how far one can push their body. In comparison to consuming molten lead or shoving their hands into boiling coconut oil, ripping the heart from a bull doesn't seem so incredible.
    You do know what happens when you eat lead, right?

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    Yes, it's completely possible to puncture the skin, pull apart the ribs, sever all of the muscles and arteries of the heart, then pull the heart out of a live, fully conscious bull without getting thrown around, speared by its horns, or stomped. Also it's perfectly reasonable that kung fu training turns your fingers into surgical scalpels and bone saws so that you could do all of the previously listed things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clinchfighter View Post
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    b. What's long black, hard and full of se[a]men? A submarine.
    Bwaaahahahaha. Hilarious. I've never heard that one before. [/sarcasm]
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    Quote Originally Posted by taijidude View Post
    Bwaaahahahaha. Hilarious. I've never heard that one before. [/sarcasm]

    Seriously though....you can't do this. Accept what everyone on this thread is saying to you. The story is false. (unless you use the Texas Heart shot method lol, but that wouldnt be anything to be proud of IMO)
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by wetware View Post
    You do know what happens when you eat lead, right?
    Yellow Bamboo?
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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
  8. wetware is online now

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Yellow Bamboo?
    Yeah, that's about right.
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    This thread is funny.
    I actually met a Kyokushin guy who claimed to be able to do this.
    He claimed with a straight face that it was a mater of quantum physics and matching ones 'vibration' to that of the target, and that once a literal harmony is achieved the hand could pass through the bone and tissue with little effort.
    He even made the generous offer to demonstrate, gently, on me...
    I politely declined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clinchfighter View Post
    Seriously though....you can't do this. Accept what everyone on this thread is saying to you. The story is false. (unless you use the Texas Heart shot method lol, but that wouldnt be anything to be proud of IMO)
    If you noticed, I haven't been pushing it and certainly haven't been arguing the point. I accept that the story as it was related was probably mis-stated, and that the chances of it being possible are maybe even less than I originally thought. But, having said that, I'll leave open maybe a 1% chance that it could be done. I consider very few things in this world to be absolutely impossible.
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