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    Quote Originally Posted by Lestra View Post
    As of now, however, I haven't been taught to rip out people's hearts through their anus.
    Oh, **** all of that. If they haven't shown you the rectal cardiodectomy within 10 minutes of showing you how to bow, it's not teh realz gung fu. Get out of there and demand a refund.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.

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    Don't do judo. It will make you realise that you're being taught bullshit anti-grappling techniques and kill (at least some of) your enthusiasm for WC.

    Also, skinned knuckles will reduce the amount of foom in your foom-foom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lestra View Post
    As of now, however, I haven't been taught to rip out people's hearts through their anus.
    Hell. I like you. Why you can come over to my house and **** my sister.

    Welcome to Bullshido mother fucker. Good show.

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    While I think you'd be better off doing Kyokushin or Judo from the start, if your school has you doing rigorous warmups instead of siu nim tao and grabbing people with a bottom-three finger judo-style grip, I dare say you could be doing a lot worse. Check in on the advanced training room and ask the other guys to see if there's any sparring to be done, and if there is you hit it lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lestra View Post
    This might be confusing, but : no idea, honest. Right now I'm happy just getting tired out, hitting things and learning some left-right coordination :)

    I'll figure out a reason I like after the fact, you know, kinda like history writers.
    That's cool. If you're enjoying what you're doing, there's nothing wrong with that as long as you keep an open mind and open eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    Hell. I like you. Why you can come over to my house and **** my sister.

    Welcome to Bullshido mother fucker. Good show.
    Why do I feel like this is a trap?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Cause my sister is ugly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    Cause my sister is ugly?
    Well, it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azatdawn View Post
    Well, it happens.
    That's why you double bag it. One for her face and one for yours incase hers falls off.

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    Why would it be bad to spar with her if she was ugly?

    Edit: after logging in, the **** has become "****"... guess swearing is for the close circle around here. It also makes my bad jokes not work, sadly :(
    Last edited by Lestra; 4/05/2012 2:47pm at . Reason: Complaint about unfiltered swearing

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