Trolling is now illegal.

[battlefields]

Sorry for the necro here.

I live in Arizona, and am contemplating moving back to Texas.

Yes, Arizona has a lot of stupid people, the problem is many of them hold power.
Example: school principle sees my friend John wearing a Billabong shirt on 420, assumes weed connection and dress codes the kid. Why?...the shirt had the word Bong next to 4 other letters.

Anyone reading this should also know that a majority of people in Gilbert, where I live, consider the trolling law a joke.

.....I hope none of this is offensive to anyone, lest I be prosecuted.

Billabong at one stage was releasing shirts that just said, 'BONG.

If you know, without looking it up on the interwebs and aren't Australian, what a Billabong actually is, you get the unadulterated adulation that can only come from being cross culturally aware. First person fitting the criteria above who informs our esteemed readers gets private picture messages of tits for life. If you don't fit the criteria you will get dick pics. Or vice versa if you are female.

[ChenPengFi]

I know but as i surf, have relatives in Australia, and am a personal friend of the guy who designed the Billabong logo; i'm not sure i still qualify.


edit:
Arizona?
Is surfwear popular there?
Is Rick Kane to blame?
These are important things to know!!!

[cualltaigh]

Billabong at one stage was releasing shirts that just said, 'BONG.

If you know, without looking it up on the interwebs and aren't Australian, what a Billabong actually is, you get the unadulterated adulation that can only come from being cross culturally aware. First person fitting the criteria above who informs our esteemed readers gets private picture messages of tits for life. If you don't fit the criteria you will get dick pics. Or vice versa if you are female.

You should get a job from tourism Australia mate, you could be the next Lara Bingle! Speaking of cultural awareness, I love that the wikipedia entry cites a source claiming Scottish Gaelic as the linguistic progenitor for the word!

Example: school principle sees my friend John wearing a Billabong shirt on 420, assumes weed connection and dress codes the kid. Why?...the shirt had the word Bong next to 4 other letters.

To be fair there clearly has never been a crossover between the surfing and drug taking cultures, especially marijuana. Ever. ;-)

And there is a perfect opportunity for trolling the principal there as there are five letters in billa.....

[downtime]

Isnt it like a big pond? There's something about them that make them special but I dont remember what. mmmmmvegamite


bleck

[battlefields]

downtime gets dick pics for life!!!!! Prepare your inbox.

[submessenger]

Example: school principle sees my friend John wearing a Billabong shirt on 420, assumes weed connection and dress codes the kid. Why?...the shirt had the word Bong next to 4 other letters.

Bong... 420... nope, nothing suspicious there /sarcasm.