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  1. Jim_Jude is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Not from the UK, but I think Reginald D Hunter is good.

    yeah, he's good.
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

    "Hope is not a method... nor is enthusiasm."
    ~ Brigadier General Gordon Toney
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    Stewart Lee, though again rather orientated to UK specific issues and doubtless in Judoka_uk's view a stinking communist/hippy or some-such
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    Can you think of even one mainstream comedian who isn't a Labour or Lib Dem voter, because I can't?
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    Last two were gold. Dude, just quickly, when Australia was described as the "lucky country" they were being sarcastic. Most of the comedic material is easily transferable, chavs are similar to certain Houso (Housing Commission) residents, sheep fuckers (Wales/New Zealand) and more. Seperated by an ocean, but united by our common ancestral government/ legal system which enables a similarly developed class divide.
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    Ups to Battlefields for dropping the sage wisdom.

    You are like a Pimp Yoda.
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    Battlefields... You're more of a man than I am.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    Last two were gold. Dude, just quickly, when Australia was described as the "lucky country" they were being sarcastic. Most of the comedic material is easily transferable, chavs are similar to certain Houso (Housing Commission) residents, sheep fuckers (Wales/New Zealand) and more. Seperated by an ocean, but united by our common ancestral government/ legal system which enables a similarly developed class divide.
    Trouble with Osho is that she has a great arse, but clearly not much in the way of joke writing work ethic. Take a random selection of her videos on youtube and 75% of them will be her telling that 'gotta go court' joke in different settings.

    Hunter varies his subject matter much more and has a greater variety of jokes.
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    Exactly. The one time that I tasted a pear... yeah, it was heinous.
    I should be noted that I laughed, if perhaps against my will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    I should be noted that I laughed, if perhaps against my will.
    Yeah, I ate that pear against its will, but to honest it was asking for it.
    Hey, if the pear didn't want to get bit, it should have been a rock.
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

    "Hope is not a method... nor is enthusiasm."
    ~ Brigadier General Gordon Toney
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