Thread: Blacktaoist Challenges All MMA
4/10/2012 2:39am, #31
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4/10/2012 6:37am, #32
There's just something about Joe, Eddie and his SoCal jackass camp that makes them think the world is their personal /B/. Eddie Bravo's invented four different characters to hang stereotypes on.
That said, anyone else get the impression that BlackTaoist is kindof lonely? He's just on and on for pages, to anyone who'll listen. I felt like a girl at a bar being chatted up by Lebell or Alex. I don't think he has friends he can share these thoughts with.
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4/10/2012 11:02am, #33
4/10/2012 3:57pm, #34
4/10/2012 4:37pm, #35
3rd time around I'm finally reading the article. Only managed because I gave up on the rirst 2 paragraphs. No joke I need an English to "current pc word for that dialect" dictionary.
WTF is this?
New York City got soft when you left. No one delivered the essence of the street and martial arts, the way you did. The meanest and the prettiest. The baddest mofo — lowdown — around — this town. Hood swagger, red glow — niggas knew, not to sit in the ‘Sho’s Row.’
The city is on some crouching tiger bullshit now. Skinny little lizards claiming to be last dragons. We’ve been waiting for you to come back on the scene. Word out on the street, is that there is a brother bringing the cool back to the martial arts world and standing up against against the bullshit!
I give up. Say waaa?
but Novell keeps is gully. He’s a walking stop-and-frisk. Behind the fitted
Can someone please just point me to the lulz with a translation for unhip honkies?
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4/10/2012 4:52pm, #36
4/16/2012 11:09pm, #37
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I am also curious about this!
He seems like an interesting fellow ... but also with a very very big mouth.
I wonder? Anybody?
If only I was in NYC...
Also, what ever came of this challenge? There has to be some sick MMA / BJJ guys in NYC ... has anyone gone and submitted him?
I would pay $5 to see the video, whoever wins ... just out of curiousity.
4/17/2012 1:07am, #38
4/17/2012 11:22am, #39
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4/17/2012 11:33am, #40
sure, he *may* be deluded about what he can do on the ground, but no one local has wanted to go find out. lots of people from far away seem very keen on someone else doing it.
what's your hung ga lineage? he's close with quite a few hung ga sifus, maybe someone in your family knows him and has crossed hands with him."Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
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