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    So who has a BB?

    I went dojo shopping a whilst ago for quality BJJ and, of course, came across alot of



    in the process. So, just wondering, who has a black belt here? Mind you, it doesn't have to be legit but it can't be the leather ones either..

    In this order please:

    Rank:
    Teacher:
    Association:

    If only I had done a year more I would have gotten a WTF myself *stamps foot angrily*

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    Rank: Brown Belt
    Teacher: Random woman
    Association: Society For The Anal Pleasures Of Cougars

    Rank: Red Belt
    Teacher: Several Girlfriends
    Association: National Organization For The Prevention Of Handjobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katriona1992 View Post
    I went dojo shopping a whilst ago for quality BJJ and, of course, came across alot of



    in the process. So, just wondering, who has a black belt here? Mind you, it doesn't have to be legit but it can't be the leather ones either..

    In this order please:

    Rank:
    Teacher:
    Association:

    If only I had done a year more I would have gotten a WTF myself *stamps foot angrily*
    Just look at the tags.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by Middlefinger View Post
    Rank: Brown Belt
    Teacher: Random woman
    Association: Society For The Anal Pleasures Of Cougars

    Rank: Red Belt
    Teacher: Several Girlfriends
    Association: National Organization For The Prevention Of Handjobs

    :TrollDad:
    But...how do you prevent against handjobs? (apart from the gf being unwilling of course...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Just look at the tags.
    That does not include feasty belts such as ones you will find on a person who practices taekwondo, karate (except kyoukushin-I know there's a tag on that), jiu jitsu and so on...

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    Black belt here in Kempo, don't practise it anymore though. Gave the belt to myself (hell yea). Trained up to 3rd brown, was better than most of the black belts when I was a mid grade lol, and I told my friend/instructor at the time that I was giving myself a black belt after we left/got kicked out of our school. He said yea I'll back you on that.

    BOOM! Funny thing is I was more legit than most of the people, b/c most people suck, especially blackbelts. Seriously, most blackbelts can't do anything.

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    Someone actually questioned it once, I think, and I was like ok take it from me and I'll beat yo ass using the system (as oppossed to just BJJ'ing or boxing them).

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    Quote Originally Posted by LI GUY 1 View Post
    Seriously, most blackbelts can't do anything.
    We can tie a belt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LI GUY 1 View Post
    Black belt here in Kempo, don't practise it anymore though. Gave the belt to myself (hell yea). Trained up to 3rd brown, was better than most of the black belts when I was a mid grade lol, and I told my friend/instructor at the time that I was giving myself a black belt after we left/got kicked out of our school. He said yea I'll back you on that.

    BOOM! Funny thing is I was more legit than most of the people, b/c most people suck, especially blackbelts. Seriously, most blackbelts can't do anything.
    Nah I'd consider a black belt from Colin more than legit. Way more legit than USSD :P
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