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  1. Stickybomb is online now

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    The brazilian way my fren...

    I hope that I'm not making another repost, it's late and I'm too tired to frolic through threads, but I believe it is essential for every one to read this ---- it upgrades your style for 2 points instantly.



    Just as 'Tsun Tzu: art of war' is the warmongers gospel, another timeless classic is in the making.

    I give you 'Creonte: The Brazilian Way'.

    Live by this and you shall prosper.




    you say there some "shockingly bad grapplers" out there.
    my fren there no bad purple belts.as i said befor purple belt
    for animals and if you white belt in bjj (i not care about judo belt)
    you did not tap purple belt unless he purple in kung fu 5 animal drunken
    bruce lee system.not bjj.if you tap a purple say from what academy.
    i bet it from bullshit combat eric paulson leg lock club.not bjj.


    he no my fren!


    if you no wanna get hurt make sure be juicing at least 3 months before comp
    also squating and dead lifts like paulo filho
    then no injury can come-just other guy get hurt and him be thrown out back of venue and laughed at by passing girls
    sometimes english helth and safety big bit gay for homo's
    more dangerous you get eaten by pitbull in copacobana than hurt grappling-is not real fight my frens


    and my fren freedom fighten
    why you wanna start on your knees
    in brasil only people start on their knees going to suck your seed and that not going to look nice at grappling event (unless mixed weight division then ok-maybe i enter)
    not fight for


    my frens
    in brazil when coach stop doing warm up and cardio we call him fat poof and
    stop for respect him.
    important coach not fat poof for sure


    if i jump guard on mother fucker in street he gonna get triangled real bad for sure


    this funny
    brasilian men from rio try to charge this muchy and nuff peeple very hangry
    and say jiu jitsu same as judo
    now little gay man from america with make up take his kimono off and teach
    hallmost naked and people pay to learn about rubber from him same price
    as good night out at back to basics in leeds where all girls been shaving
    their bits
    i go to leeds instead


    my fren,in Brasil you be called fat ****** and left sleeping on mat by white
    belt arfer him clock choke you.
    and my fren,in Brasil if youse offer advise to prefesernal vale tudo fighter
    on internet about weigh cut he would search for you,and come to stupid gym
    look for you at then clinch your fat head and put him knee in youse nose many times in front of youse students.


    fat ****** mcdojo master.
    he get triangled in less than 10 seconds
    by real jiu jitsu fighter
    why him not get in shape with many Cardio sessions
    because he ass bandit that don't do his own work outs
    Lucky he never wear kimono cos he bring shame to best fight in the world


    my fren's if sumbody try disrespec my legs i punch him in face


    why him ware jiu jitsu kimono
    if ware jiu jitsu kimono then wear jiu jitsu belt
    if ware jiu jitsu kimono with iffy karate belt then,how you say?, mizreprasent the goods
    like meet blonde biatch in discotec with fakey melon,be nice friend to dance and jiggle with then later at apartment she shy and not want reverse action
    so creonte say only ware jiu jitsu belt with jiu jitsu kimono and only get fakey melon if like reverse business otherwise you big liar


    jiu jitsu best fight in world but not for dum dums


    purple must smash people. SMASH THEM.
    that is hequirement for purple
    purple belt dangerus man
    if purple belt cannot smash he not real purple


    fren
    learn pass guarde bfore try ****** ****


    i not intrested
    i upset
    this guy say he control crackhead with him legs
    in favela crackhead shoot him if he try rubberguarde
    rubberguarde only upset real fighter and him posture up break
    pot head knee.


    is not me fren
    i love jiu jitsu for choke people
    i never scary about hurt my self
    in brasil man worry about hurt from jiu jitsu is ******
    jiu jitsu good for forget about real life
    real life hurts more than jiu jitsu
    if i meet lonely ****** in the bin i clock choke him


    fren let me tell you something real seriarse
    you not right for jiu jitsu
    you never be right for jiu jitsu
    jiu jitsu is the best fight in the world my fren
    and you never gonna be ready to fight for anything
    you best off think about other hobby because you never
    gonna be able to do jiu jitsu
    you just be guy no one want to partner
    the odd one who get left on his own in class that
    the real fighters laugh at behind you back
    fren pleese belief me,jiu jitsu just gonna make
    you face the fact that you ***** bwoy and you never gonna
    be able defend you family
    in brasil batty men like you do the drumming for capoiera dancing
    so you can feel part of martial art with no risky
    the fact you cannot unnastan what Tribulus say
    is proof that you make good decision wen
    you decide jiu jitsu no good for you
    unnastan jiu jitsu is best fight in the world my fren
    and only for men
    maybe these guys all wrong and you not ******
    but,my fren,i have to say honest now
    i don't think you gonna be able to satisfy real woman
    no my fren,if real woman find out what going on in your head
    she gonna find man who can defen her if threat come
    and,my fren,if she know what sort of blood inside you (***** bwoy blood)
    she always gonna wonder what it feel like to be fucked by real man
    yes-real man who can defen her,**** her and make her feel
    like woman
    not guy who half ****** wondering about getting injury from grappling.
    my frengo look in mirror and tell me if you see real man stare back at you
    or ***** whipped metrosexual who drink so much tap water his
    estrogeon level mean he oozing milk from his man breasts.
    think about it fren
    (i sorry i have to say this but someone need tell you truth)


    my fren you for definate man who try flying
    triangle befor learn pass gwuarde.
    also i am thinking you do spinning back kick when
    safer to do push kick
    but becorse i like you
    i will not tap you,just knee on chest for 6 minute
    try make you fart


    my frens
    you need do leg press and squat like Brasilian girls
    for stop you bum be saggy like your nans


    yes similar to kickboxing my fren but with less faggots


    sum of these english guys can make good fight but
    other is white belt buy eddie bravo book.
    do not worry my fren,is not seriarse enuff for choke him,
    he just beginner.


    my fren=in brazil purple belt ofen kep in
    basement unner academy for only bring out
    for SMASH puta come from difren team
    If professor lock you in basement for
    only bring out when troubl in academie
    is great honor,
    MUST SMASH PROPER!

    man you a homo
    make me hembarras even be in
    same forum as you
    I not even clock choke you
    cos scary of hinfection


    frens i forget 1 himport detail
    if professor let you teach or he late an you teach warm up
    it real himport to beat lazy guys
    if white belt or blue belt not work hard in warm up
    you mus remove your belt an whip them real hard and shout
    ***** at him while you whip
    this detail gonna help create tuff academie an keep wannabe away.
    if lazy boy no your fren whip head.


    if fight blue belt best just tap him 12 time in roe.not talky talk or smiley smile.jus look in his eye and smash him 12 time.one time from guarde then next time from top so he no don't make no difrence wot he do he gonna get smash.also put triangle and wen he posture for hescape quik change for arm bar so he hav scream for tap.as well climb high guarde for doubl arm bar again make scream cos no tap becorse both arms get break.
    oh my fren it so much fun you gonna be happy!


    also purple belt must start boxe training
    himport for purple if get in street fight jus headbutt and punch
    oh yes my fren all purple mus be good boxe and when
    headbutt stupid ****** in disco purple mus shout "JIU JITSU"
    this the brazilian way my fren
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    Where the hell did this abortion of the engrish language come from?
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    It's good, he put some effort in and some lines raise a smile, 7/10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HereBeADragon View Post
    Where the hell did this abortion of the engrish language come from?
    this the brazilian way my fren

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    Damn, read the whole post and now my head hurts.

    So, the "brazilian way" according to that piece of writing, is in essence to proclaim that you are the toughest guys in the world and to continue to rape the english language.

    Just like that one wing-chun-guy i know.

    By the way
    Just as 'Tsun Tzu: art of war' is the warmongers gospel [...].
    Tsun Tzu´s book is more of an "how to make war in 5th century japan", but does not really proclaim war as a good thing. For real warmongering, read Clausewitz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickybomb View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickybomb View Post
    good night out at back to basics in leeds where all girls been shaving
    their bits
    i go to leeds instead
    Don't do it bro.

    The only contact you want with Leeds girls is to headbutt in disco and shout "JIU JITSU".
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    Quote Originally Posted by thrutch View Post
    Don't do it bro.

    The only contact you want with Leeds girls is to headbutt in disco and shout "JIU JITSU".
    Says the man from Shottingham...

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    I'm actually from Gunchester



    Still wouldn't touch Leeds lasses without a Risk Assessment in place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickybomb View Post
    unnastan jiu jitsu is best fight in the world my fren
    and only for men
    maybe these guys all wrong and you not ******
    but,my fren,i have to say honest now
    i don't think you gonna be able to satisfy real woman
    no my fren,if real woman find out what going on in your head
    she gonna find man who can defen her if threat come
    and,my fren,if she know what sort of blood inside you (***** bwoy blood)
    she always gonna wonder what it feel like to be fucked by real man
    yes-real man who can defen her,**** her and make her feel
    like woman
    not guy who half ****** wondering about getting injury from grappling.
    Dude, I've been saing this **** for years, but no one can say it as well as you. I comend you fellow!

    I'l be referring back to this thread often!
    Combatives training log.

    Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

    Drum thread

    Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.
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