Sirc internet fighting: 2012

[Dr. Sleepless]

So on Facebook, Matt Phillips is a member of the 4chan facebook group because he doesn't understand how 4chan works and the whole part of being annonymous and whatever, you know, because he's old and pretending he's relevant is the only way to desperately hold on to the fleeting feeling of youth. Anyway, I told him he's old and someone suggested that we have a gong sau. I sugggested we do a double feature with his son and him and yes, the context is sexual. But violent. Rape.

Now of course, Kosherkickboxer (Ben), wants so have a match against me because apparently getting absolutely fucking tooled by me in every manner of combat wasn't enough.

I'll have to give it to him though. Kintanon made some bullshit excuse about work even though I gave him like 2 months to figure that **** out and totally bitched out on fighting me in a shidokan match. But I know KKK won't disappoint me.

We will be fighting a Shidokan match with the following ruleset:

Round 1:

Knock Down Karate. Though I will be allowing him to wear shorts and a gi top because he's a scrub and has no experience kicking in gi pants. Also he's never done a karate match, so I don't know what the **** he thinks he's going to accomplish here. Also we'll be wearing shin pads because he's got baby shins that will break.


Round 2:

San Shou. Standard Ring Sanda rules apply here. Wraps, gloves, mouthpiece and shin guards. I guess he's done this, but he sucked when I sparred him and he can't kick worth ****, so whatever.

Round 3:

Unified MMA rules minus the elbows. He's never used them and daddy doesn't want me cutting his baby boy's face open. Personally I'm all for having someone cut my face open so I can look like an adult. Also shin pads because he's a baby.

What's at stake?

I'm trying to take his belt. He apparently wants my black belt, so I'm like, OK I want your whatever the **** belt. If not then he should be glad that I leave him in tact, because his dignity and self respect belong to me.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=251095508302349&id=100000 287350325&notif_t=share_reply]This is the facebook conversation for anybody interested.

LET THE DRAMA BEGIN! ALSO **** YOU KOSHERKICKBOXER!

Peace out, assholes. Enjoy my free entertainment I bring you.

[Omega Supreme]

I'm going to try to enjoy this but I've got mixed feelings.

[Matt Phillips]

KK is not allowed to post on this thread.

[Diesel_tke]

So when and where is this supposed to happen? And thanks for the free entertainment.

[RWaggs]

I'm going to try to enjoy this but I've got mixed feelings.

Well, I imagine so, you know, after Ben "lit you up with his hands" lol.

[Rivington]

I was wondering if I'd be alive to see The Dumbest Thing Ever, and now I have hope that I will. I now vow to look both ways twice before crossing the street just to make sure I don't get hit by a bus before this happens.

[jnp]

KK is not allowed to post on this thread.

You might want to check your back for a "Gong Sau me" sign or something. It seems you can't avoid them no matter where you go.

[Matt Phillips]

You might want to check your back for a "Gong Sau me" sign or something. It seems you can't avoid them no matter where you go.

True LOL

Edit: FTR, I like Chris.

[Dr. Sleepless]

I'm in new England sometime in June or July. he should be allowed to post. also he should probably compete in some karate tournaments before then.

[Matt Phillips]

I'm in new England sometime in June or July. he should be allowed to post. also he should probably compete in some karate tournaments before then.

He has Golden Gloves and Pankration on the burner right now. Maybe, if there's time. Of course it's up to him.

I'll let him post after the match when the conversation will be useful to him. Right now this thread will be a giant distraction to his training and studies. His netfu is not up to a GS drama thread. Come to think of it, mine neither.