Thread: Did you know Gene Lebell
2/10/2012 1:16am, #1
Did you know Gene Lebell
1. Choked all the dinosaurs into extinction?
2. Smoked 100 packs a cigarettes per day while in a nuclear reactor just to show everybody that even cancer is scared of him.
3. His gi is pink because he finally figured out choking people to the point of decapitation is messy and his wife can't seem to get all the red out?
4. Broke the sound barrier by throwing somebody too fast?
5. Flipped the bird. The bird is the word, upa maw maw....
6. Forced Steven Segal to choke on his lines?
2/10/2012 1:36am, #2
. . . is the only guy on Earth who people will stand in line for the honor of being choked out by him.Shut the hell up and train.
2/10/2012 2:13am, #3
A martial art was created in honor of his nickname. "Judo" I hear it is quite good.Whitsunday Martial Arts Airlie Beach North Queensland.
2/10/2012 10:10am, #4
Did you know that Gene physically died over a hundred years ago but his judo is so strong, he remains a powerful yet agile animated corpse?
Did you know Gene Lebell played a Klingon?
2/10/2012 10:27am, #5
2/10/2012 10:28am, #6
Over 100 years ago Gene Lebell cloned himself to become a pro wrestler. Eventually that wrestler moved down to Mexico, renamed himself Conde Koma. He then moved down to Brazil and taught them the gift of Judo.
2/10/2012 10:28am, #7
Gene Lebell can raise the dead by laughing at them.
2/10/2012 10:29am, #8
Gene Lebell cloned a nicer version of himself. That clone called himself Chuck Norris.
2/10/2012 10:31am, #9
Gene Lebell can choke out man with no neck.
2/10/2012 10:34am, #10
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