Posted On:4/23/2004 10:17am
Style: Bad Parenting
Haven't I explained this before? I don't have the
to join an MA class, but I can watch videos of martial artists, spar, read MA books, and talk to you shitheads. This seems to be my options. That's why i excercise them all, and also try and stretch and tumble, and work out for when that special day comes when I get a driver's license and a job.
Posted On:4/23/2004 10:23am
Style: BJJ - Homeland Security
I'm sure there are plenty of slaughterhouses near your trailer park. Go apply for a job running one of the machines that pulverizes bone.
Posted On:4/23/2004 10:50am
sounds tempting, but no. They are no slaughterhouses in east alton.
Posted On:4/23/2004 11:07am
Style: Beating Matt up
Matthius, maybe if you learn how I kick your ass then you would be better at MA...
I Must Break You Now
Posted On:4/23/2004 11:15am
Lord Of the Rhymes
Posted On:4/23/2004 12:36pm
Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
Posted On:4/23/2004 1:58pm
That makes no sense
Posted On:4/23/2004 3:08pm
It makes the perfect sense, if I can kick your ass then you should learn from me.
Don't mess with the Mega-Buster
Posted On:4/23/2004 3:57pm
Style: A+B, D-Pad
Hey Matt you might as well take notes on how your stepdad makes sweet love to you,
that way you won't be fumbling around your first time out.
Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious
I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob
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