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    We're Doomed! Iran Trains Cadre of Lady Ninja Warriors

    Apparently the Reagan Era propaganda efforts are finally paying off. At least one current dues-paying member of the so-called "Axis of Evil" (TM) has been convinced it's worth training a B-Movie worthy army of female ninja warriors -- complete with masks, katana, and shuriken!

    Iran is proud to present an elite fighting force of ninja fighters! And you can tell they are proud because they are presenting it in English!

    Beware, Infidels!




    No word on whether there has been an uptick in construction of Volcano lairs or shipments of head-mounted laser beams for sharks to Iran.

    http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012...ns-ninja-army/

    I thought about posting this in the News section, but it's just too ridiculous. And yes, that male instructor does appear to be wearing a Bujinkan patch on his uniform...

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    Israel should start getting really scared..from the Sexy ninja...

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    Wait for it... Waaaaait for it... Sex cult.
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    This looks like a job for the A Team.

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    Well this should help to settle the great debate of who would win in Krav vs Booj.

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    Oh lawd :LOL:

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    I fear for what this means for our brave SEAL Team 6 members who must rely solely on the sport of Boxing to protect themselves in a deadly hand-to-hand encounter with the Iranian elite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    I fear for what this means for our brave SEAL Team 6 members who must rely solely on the sport of Boxing to protect themselves in a deadly hand-to-hand encounter with the Iranian elite.
    Took the words out of my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    I fear for what this means for our brave SEAL Team 6 members who must rely solely on the sport of Boxing to protect themselves in a deadly hand-to-hand encounter with the Iranian elite.
    I fear for the Iranian woman who cracks her own head open trying to hurricarana said SEAL.

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    The sad thing is, this yet another example of fake ninjas being more impressive than real ninjas. I'd like to see a boojist pull of a flying head scissor takedown that cleanly.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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