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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Plus, "For wheresoever she was, there was my Eden" has got to be one of the most romantic things a man ever said to a woman.
    Man card - REVOKED!

    I'll PM you the remit-to address. Please take a moment during a Desperate Housewives commercial break to get it in the mail.

    Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil View Post
    Man card - REVOKED!

    I'll PM you the remit-to address. Please take a moment during a Desperate Housewives commercial break to get it in the mail.

    Thanks.
    [Highbrow response] That's weird. I could have sworn this was a forum for adults rather than insecure teenage types. [/Highbrow response]

    [Lowbrow response] My man card revoked? Come and take it if you can, bitch. [/Lowbrow response]

    The Desperate Housewives part made me chuckle.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    [Highbrow response] That's weird. I could have sworn this was a forum for adults rather than insecure teenage types. [/Highbrow response]

    [Lowbrow response] My man card revoked? Come and take it if you can, bitch. [/Lowbrow response]

    The Desperate Housewives part made me chuckle.
    I like the highbrow response. You should make it your default forum voice.

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    Watching desperate housewives with a girl has gotten me laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser View Post
    Watching desperate housewives with a girl has gotten me laid.
    When her brother Elton got home?

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    He walked in just as I was taking her back, so I had to lock in the choke so she would be quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser View Post
    Watching desperate housewives with a girl has gotten me laid.

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    I just use the Clan of the Cave Bear hand signal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    [Highbrow response] That's weird. I could have sworn this was a forum for adults rather than insecure teenage types. [/Highbrow response]

    [Lowbrow response] My man card revoked? Come and take it if you can, bitch. [/Lowbrow response]

    The Desperate Housewives part made me chuckle.
    Wait. Y'all have to have "cards"? Awww.

    I liked the romantic quote (awww) and both your responses here. Do they not know who Eris is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser View Post
    Watching desperate housewives with a girl has gotten me laid.

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    Out of boredom, no doubt. I mean with the show (right?).

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    Sigh. It's just astonishing how fast a thread can unravel.

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