4/16/2004 6:06pm, #11
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
Me too ghostie
4/16/2004 8:28pm, #12
1st) Why do Bad things happen to good people?
Because they pissed me off.
2nd) Why am I so fat?
Intake exceeds expenditure.
3rd)Where do we go when we die?
First the the ER.Then the funeral home.Then in a hole.Then into the bellys of various worms and parasites.Then out their buttholes in the form of very tiny logs of feces.Then these feces depostits ae eaten by microbes who die, are eaten by other microbes.
Then the sun goes nova, universal expansion seperates the galaxies....and through it all, god just laughs.
4th)What's the meaning of life
For me to answer this one, you must attend one of my workshops.Just 99.95 if you sign up now.
But I can give you this hint....it has to do with space aliens.
5th) How do I get girls to like me.
Lock them in your cellar.And be their only source of respite from the horror of being alone in the dark.
6th) If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to here it, does it make a sound?
Yes."VEEP VEEP VEEP" ....oddly enough.
7th) How many roads must a man walk down to call himself a man?
PS Don't hate me because I know the history of ShootFighting (formerly TRADEMARKED by Bart Vale)
4/17/2004 4:49am, #13
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Rhineland Pfalz, Der Vaderland
Good job Strong Machine.
Just to add a littel extra.
SHOOTO is just the japanese way of spelling SHOOT. (FYI You are suppose to pronounce it as SHOOT but since many Westerns keep calling it SHOO TOE and it sort of stuck)
SHOOTO is accredited to Satoru Sayama (best know as the immensly Popular Pro Wrestler TIGER MASK I) he also trained Yuki Nakai, the lil dude who fought Rickson in the CHOKE video. In actually SHOOTO came about from the collaborations of several Wrestlers looking to put on realistic matches. There was supposedly a blow out with several of the wrestlers resulting in real shoots instead of a show (a show is another term for a work.) but I haven't seen those matches yet.______
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
4/17/2004 10:15am, #14
Thanks for it, sort of dispel wrong perception that pro-wrestling is only for show, and glad that i did not challenge any of them~~~:D"People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
- Uncyclopedia entry on Judo
4/17/2004 10:40am, #15
He lives in my town. I was gonna go to his schoo, then Omega talked me out of it."did Phrost just call me a 'bitch'?"-Omega
"The collective IQ of bullshido was reduced with the departure of Wastrel. It further dropped due to the retention of (Serious Harm)."
- The all knowing Dochter
"but like, it's possible to develop such a level of reflex that you can literally detect someones movements through sensitivity, and block without even thinking"-Apostol
That's the amazing thing about Ninjas, for sneeky cocksuckers, they are all over the place, like dog **** on your shoe.-Ronin69
4/17/2004 11:16am, #16
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Ikebukuro, Tokyo
Strong Machine, that was very informative. Thanks. I finally understand the difference between shootboxing and shootfighting.
4/17/2004 7:41pm, #17
ghost were do you train now?JOHN DOE
Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
evil master betty
4/17/2004 8:10pm, #18
- Join Date
- Apr 2003
Is that what Erick paulson does?
4/22/2004 12:06am, #19
Paulson did JKD with Inosanto, BJJ with the Gracies and machados, he even trained with Lebell and Gokor a bit.But he also learned from the USA rep of shooto as well.Who for some reason called it "shootwrestling" which Paulson called it for awhile.
Now Paulson calls what he teaches "Combat submission wrestling"
Personally, I've taken to calling my style "Vale Judo" just to confuse people further.
4/22/2004 12:37am, #20