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    Quote Originally Posted by mikaban View Post
    Fookin hell, there's a lot of bjj douchebaggery going on in here. You got one guy waving his shiny certificate around, then you got another guy waving his shiny medals around. I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go look for shiny things to wave around in people's faces.

    P.S. That wasn't a slam, as it was already established on the first page of this thread, before the thread went off topic and people started waving shiny new certificates about.
    Someone else is jealous, don't be or I'm gonna smack ya!
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    So you're a skinny gay transvestite with no real talent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    So you're a skinny gay transvestite with no real talent?
    WHOA HOLD UP! I GOT TALENT!
    *three snaps up in a Z formation!*
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    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
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    So the conclusions I'm drawing here are that:

    1. The IBJJF would like all BJJ players to self castrate and mail in the proof
    2. Gezere and Omega are engaged in a strange Kung Fu mating ritual.

    Have I missed anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli View Post
    So the conclusions I'm drawing here are that:

    1. The IBJJF would like all BJJ players to self castrate and mail in the proof
    2. Gezere and Omega are engaged in a strange Kung Fu mating ritual.

    Have I missed anything?
    I'm the alpha male.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I'm the alpha male.
    Is that how you say "bottom" where you're form?
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    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    Is that how you say "bottom" where you're form?
    Oh lord. You two get a room.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Oh lord. You two get a room.
    What? You don't like threesomes?
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    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
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