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  1. TheMightyMcClaw is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 11:52am

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     Style: MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Someone other than Seanbaby writes a martial arts article on Cracked, fail ensues

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19654...-fighting.html

    Much of it seems to be distilled from MAP posts by fifteen year olds who are discovering the internet for the first time.
    HEY GUYZ EVER PUNCH IN STREET FIGHT CUZ HAND WILL BRAKE
    Check!
    HEY GUYZ HIGH KICK IS NO GOOD IN WING CHUN WE ARE ONLY KICK BELOW WASTE
    Check!

    It's kind of sad. Cracked, please stick to writing lists of terrifying animals and lesser-known historical figures who did really cool things.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 12:08pm


     Style: Thaiboxing; MMA nööb

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    Yeah, read that. I felt like I had to comment on the point that I felt was the worst one, although it was hard to pick just one.
  3. bobyclumsyninja is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 12:17pm

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     Style: Ex-Tiger KF, ex-SanDa

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    I got to the second bit, and quit out of disgust.

    For the average Joe like you, attempting the classic knockout blow to the head is distilled stupidity.
    I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that "trust the expert" bollocks in articles obviously written straight out of someone's ass. Has the feel of the suburbs to it.
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 12:21pm


     Style: BJJ

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    Wow... I've never seen so many pissed off comments on Cracked before. Then again I've never been pissed enough at the article to look at the comments before. So, now I'm off to get drunk and become a criminal, because apparently that's how you learn how to fight for r34l.
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 12:21pm


     Style: Boxing

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Who knew that using Google as a golden rule for research is a bad idea.
  6. frenchie88 is online now

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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 12:38pm


     Style: Yagyu Shinkage Ryu

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    Who knew that using Google as a golden rule for research is a bad idea.
    It is Fake. See the Yakyak debacle.( yes, I know you're being sarcastic).
  7. Azatdawn is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 1:19pm


     Style: Thaiboxing; MMA nööb

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The thing is, cracked is hardly ever a source for knowledge, but they're usually not that far off while at the same time sounding as wise-assy and preachy.
  8. vaquero de las nalgas is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 2:53pm


     Style: Hsing I, Bagua, Chi kung

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I was with him until he stated "Kicks are useless" and then further digressed with "Your opponent knows what's coming".
  9. It is Fake is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 3:08pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azatdawn View Post
    The thing is, cracked is hardly ever a source for knowledge, but they're usually not that far off while at the same time sounding as wise-assy and preachy.
    Cracked is comedy so, I always laugh when people get pissed because their sources are a bit off. I hope this was poorly done tongue in cheek trolling.

    Well, that is what I am going to believe at any rate.
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    Posted On:
    1/28/2012 9:36pm


     Style: Muay Thai, Boxing, nogiJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Reading something like this makes me question some of Cracked's other articles. As a guy with a pretty good understand of history, I know that a lot of their history stuff is on point. But reading articles like this makes me wonder if some of the other stuff they post is wrong too.
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