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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    In this thread you will nominate crappy threads from other forums for us to make fun

    of.

    We used to do this regularly, and we need to get back in that business. Too long have we sat by while heathens and retards crap all over the Martial Arts.

    So, it is now to you, my good Bullies, to provide us links to the worst examples of people discussing the Martial Arts.

    And don't just link to MAP; nobody gives a **** about MAP anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost View Post
    And don't just link to MAP; nobody gives a **** about MAP anymore.
    Reddit and Yahoo Answers are also great places for stupid windbags.

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    Fark.com has had some facepalm inducing threads about martial arts but they actually disable comments after about 3 days and it's closed.

    Normally I would come here and ask for a thread dojo storming if I didn't think it was just Bullies trolling.

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    It's a bit old, but I find it funny that that even WMA practitioners aren't immune from the "MMA is only sport and not sensible for self-defense" syndrome.

    http://www.thearma.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24169
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
    It's a bit old, but I find it funny that that even WMA practitioners aren't immune from the "MMA is only sport and not sensible for self-defense" syndrome.

    http://www.thearma.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24169
    Yep, that was a train wreck all right.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    A quick Youtube search has turned up this as "teh deadly" Ringen:

    http://youtu.be/W0fV1oB3j4c

    Can anyone tell me what that's the difference between this stuff and basic Judo/Jujitsu/Sambo except for the fact that the padding is on the practitioners instead of the floor?
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    And now the Fark comments roll in:

    http://www.fark.com/comments/6912795...by-blow-detail
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    This thread made me LOL fiercely:

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f44/wo...y-guy-1904069/

    Fucking stupidity:

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/sh...humbs-1986595/

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/fr...catch-1932209/

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/ca...-belt-1974045/

    I could go on and on and on, but basically it's retarded thread like that why I don't post there anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
    A quick Youtube search has turned up this as "teh deadly" Ringen:

    http://youtu.be/W0fV1oB3j4c

    Can anyone tell me what that's the difference between this stuff and basic Judo/Jujitsu/Sambo except for the fact that the padding is on the practitioners instead of the floor?
    LOL, those guys had no clue what the **** they were doing. Consequently, I followed on of the related links and found this:



    I have no clue what's going on in that video but I would sprawl out in her guard any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
    hmmm...

    Quote Originally Posted by some moron
    The best fighting advice I ever got on real life fighting was ironically from an old TSR Dungeons and Dragons sourcebook that was expounding on killing beholders
    nice!

    EDIT: come to think of it, I've read that Cracked article earlier this week, and it had a lot of advice that was probably good for someone who's never been in a fight, but then it got into the retarded "multiple attacker scenario"

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