bulletproof kung fu fan?

[Pharabus]

Okay, so I emailed them, saying:


... and got this mealy-mouthed reply:

That reply is outstanding! I don't even know where to start analysing this, they stand by it but then say it is ceremonial? a drowning man reaches for a piece of wood (at least that would have a marginal chance of keeping him alive!)

wow

at least he tried to bless you (spelling aside!) :)

[ChenPengFi]

Technically, if you look up the historical conception of the term "proof" in "bulletproof", it comes from plate armor manufacturing in the early era of firearms.

That term is used to describe all manner of things that are anything but capable of withstanding a bullet, computers for example.
The fan's makers say this however

Thrust, Cut and Slash Proof against Knife Attacks, Small Caliber Fire Arm Proof"

which in context clearly implies actual defense against firearms.
Unfortunately they also say

Custom Made for Martial Art Masters

which means none of you internet tough-guys, MMA thugs, and non-respect having false assumers should be allowed to purchase one.
You'd not have the skills, for the deadly after all.


edit: Lol i called it, ye have not the skillz!!

[Pharabus]

Thrust, Cut and Slash Proof against Knife Attacks, Small Caliber Fire Arm Proof"

so actually, it is only proof against a small caliber fire arm, not the actual bullets?

[ChenPengFi]

so actually, it is only proof against a small caliber fire arm, not the actual bullets?

My .22-250 is small, right?

[It is Fake]

so actually, it is only proof against a small caliber fire arm, not the actual bullets?

They aren't talking about guns it works against inexperienced chunners and their noodle arms.

[ChenPengFi]

They aren't talking about guns it works against inexperienced chunners and their noodle arms.

Lmao!!!
Epic.

[W. Rabbit]

I have a titanium spork. It's very strong.

[It is Fake]

I have titanium chopsticks.

[Ignorami]

My dad's spectacle frames are made of titanium.

If you want to kill him, you'll need to aim for the two glass bits on the front.

[Chili Pepper]

My dad's spectacle frames are made of titanium.

If you want to kill him, you'll need to aim for the two glass bits on the front.

That's no good - he can deflect your bullets just by turning his head slightly.