I would like to nominate

[Bneterasedmynam]

I can't believe no one has done this yet, but I would like to officially nominate capt. Francesco Schettino as the douchebag of the month. I mean really what kind of fucking asshat crashes a fucking cruise ship and then leaves the passengers to die?? His excuse I think really is the top douchey thing I have ever heard as an excuse, he said he fucking fell into the lifeboat WTF?? I really hope they assrape that dick to death in prison. So come on bullshido let's give him the honor he really deserves.

[ippwned]

But he "tripped and fell into the lifeboat"... :problem:

[Phrost]

He's been given some consideration.

Unfortunately, I'm not a Navy guy so I can't work myself up into the righteous anger needed to do an article on him.

Anyone else who feels they're capable of doing so, is encouraged to; nearly all of the columns on the site are open to submissions by our members.

[Bruiser]

^^ good to know, Phrost.