Page 1 of 3 123 Last
  1. #1

    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    23,604
    Style
    Chinese Boxing
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Stuff I hear on a weekly basis.



    Raise your hand if you've actually heard this from somebody you train with. Give me 10 if you've said at least 3 of these things.

  2. #2
    judoka_uk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    England
    Posts
    4,626
    Style
    Judo
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

  3. #3

    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    23,604
    Style
    Chinese Boxing
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    LOL.....great stuff.

  4. #4
    jnp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Posts
    8,359
    Style
    BJJ, wrestling
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Raises hand. If I had a nickel for everytime an "MMA fighter" has said, "Let's take it easy." and then proceeded to try to rip my head off and **** down my throat, well, I'd have a lot of nickels.

    I can honestly say I've never said any of the things in Omega's video.

    Both of those had me laughing out loud because I've heard guys say things heard in both of them.
    Shut the hell up and train.

  5. #5

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Rochester, NY
    Posts
    1,047
    Style
    Muay Thai
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Everyone at my gym proudly owns up to their farts.

    One of my favorites is the douchey MMA wannabes who come in and repeatedly talk to anyone who will listen about how great their grappling is(translated- I wrestled for a year in high school), and they just need to polish up their striking before they go pro(translated- I bought a pair of Fairtex gloves for my youtubed boxing). Yeah, we heard you the first time.
    Last edited by Neo Sigma; 1/12/2012 6:02pm at .

  6. #6

    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    23,604
    Style
    Chinese Boxing
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    True story; guy in my gym bought fairtex gloves on ebay. I looked at them, they were counterfeit.

  7. #7
    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
    DKJr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Richmond, VA
    Posts
    3,214
    Style
    Combat Cuddling
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm guilty of saying the DLR changed my life, the triangle thing, and the not legit acai. lol

  8. #8
    Permalost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    San Diego
    Posts
    13,888
    Style
    street paddleboarding
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Lol @ "I don't have any money, I don't have a job, I just want a place to train."

  9. #9

    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    118
    Style
    Jhoon Rhee Tae-Kwon-Do
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I could be wrong but I don't think I heard my favorite one. No face shots! Followed of course by a flurry of rabbit punches towards your nose.

  10. #10
    Hiro Protagonist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    5,432
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    :BigGrin::BigGrin::BigGrin:

    Yeah, man, I can't do **** today,
    I just got some fresh ink!
    Last edited by Hiro Protagonist; 1/13/2012 4:59am at .

Page 1 of 3 123 Last

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO