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    Quote Originally Posted by KyletheDingbat View Post
    Hi guys, I made a kung fu comedy about a sifu who swears off violence to teach dance, only the dance moves trigger his attack reflexes.



    Hope you enjoy it! On a side note, I had no idea this site existed until recently and am glad I found it. Comedy and martial arts are like my mother and father.
    Assuing the idea was for a "funny or die" type of laugh, this is my review on a one to five star scale:

    Premise: 4
    Screenplay: 2
    Direction: 2
    Acting: 3
    Cinematography: 3
    Editing: 3


    Liked/Disliked: Liked. Barely.
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

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    This would be an example of a good build up to punchline.
    Couldn't find better quality.


    Or just be funny all the way through:


    But your video was that bad.

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    I think you'll get there.

    Here's something jolly good. Basically a derail for entertaining MA comedy.



    Even better, from our own video archive:
    Last edited by 100xobm; 1/11/2012 11:57pm at .
    Quote Originally Posted by Judoka_UK
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    Reminds me of:

    Other than that, I thought it was alright. I have no real way of critiquing it. I'm willing to give it a shot though.

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    Did you mention the cha-cha?
    I couldn't watch it through.

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    Was the acting good? Yes!

    Were the editing and effects good? Yes!

    Was it funny? Aww hell naww

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    To qualify, i loved "They Call Me Bruce" and that was awful by all accounts.

    "You're a '10'!
    You're a 10 where you should be a '36'!!!"
    kind of sums up this vid.

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