Thread: Utility of Martial Arts
1/01/2012 12:31am, #11
What is the utility of petanque if we aren't french grenadiers?
Fun, that's what.Originally Posted by Judoka_UK
1/01/2012 1:02am, #12
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- C*nt London
I do martial arts because I'm a LARPing gimp.
And I get a real buzz off those times when the instructor/other people on the mat look at me like I'm a ***** and say things like "Errr, you're not actually supposed to tap to that."
1/01/2012 2:03am, #13
- Join Date
- Dec 2011
1/01/2012 2:14am, #14
I guess it was an excuse to extend my childhood hobby of fighting imaginary ninjas well into adulthood.
1/01/2012 2:48am, #15
1/01/2012 9:52am, #16Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
"Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ
"Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken
My Bullshido fan club threads:
Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
ATTN TOM KAGAN
World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
1/01/2012 10:17am, #17
1/01/2012 10:20am, #18
Aikido is an increasingly socially acceptable cover for my Transvesticism.
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
1/01/2012 1:43pm, #19
Last edited by crappler; 1/01/2012 1:55pm at ."We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"
1/01/2012 2:09pm, #20
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
- Lower Franconia
2) ego check
3) a form of exercise that doesn't get boring as quickly as other stuff (running, I'm looking at you)
561) for the off chance of getting into a physical altercation, I'll at least have some experience in getting punched