what is the fastest way to learn how to fight?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:21pm

Originally Posted by boarddonthitbak

he is not standing in a fighting stance, he's just standing up straight really close to you

Pretty much every technique works on some jackass who's just standing there. I prefer the Hulk Hogan torture rack followed by spinning in circles to show off.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:23pm

Originally Posted by boarddonthitbak

I went to a judo school, completely untrained in the grappling arts and I tossed blue and brown belts all over the place because they were weak or bad at judo

regardless i never went back, seemed like a waste of time

Did you toss them all over the place by grabbing their head and twisting it?

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:25pm

Sounds fine with me. Try it the next time someone is totally angry in your face. I can't quite grasp how that would happen to a fine guy like you, but some people are just assholes, right? Put them in their place with Facepalmtwist(R)

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:29pm

Those judoka brown and black belts should've tried using a duck under while he was busy tossing them around.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:34pm

Ducking under only works with strikes, not against being thrown.

**Bad Apple** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:34pm

I remember seeing this technique in an old Chuck Norris film but without the RNC ending.

It's used as a takedown to full mount.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:36pm

Originally Posted by Azatdawn

Ducking under only works with strikes, not against being thrown.

**ADM** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:38pm

Originally Posted by Azatdawn

Ducking under only works with strikes, not against being thrown.

You should stop talking now.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 10/10/2011 6:40pm

Alright, let me try this again...

[Sarcastically rehashing one of OP's statements]Ducking under only works with strikes, not against being thrown.[/Sarcastically rehashing one of OP's statements]