what is the fastest way to learn how to fight?

**Eddie Hardon** · Posted On: 1/02/2012 2:55pm

Originally Posted by afraid

note to self: next time i go out hire lionel beyeke as bodyguard

Blimey, the geezer on the left has a physique just like mine.

Oh, let me just take off my beer goggles.

Crikey. No, no similarity in physique after all (now, where's my running shoes....?)

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 1/02/2012 3:48pm

Originally Posted by Eddie Hardon

Crikey. No, no similarity in physique after all (now, where's my running shoes....?)

Congrats for not being a cartoon character.

**100xobm** · Posted On: 1/02/2012 4:18pm

Man this thread needs redeeming.

Best joke ever (Little bit rude so NSFW)

Don't thank me, I'm just a guy.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 1/02/2012 8:27pm

Five stitches.

You gonna live?

*looks at own passport--yep: "République Française"*

Thread needs more frogbash.

**Sorekara** · Posted On: 1/02/2012 9:19pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Five stitches.

You gonna live?

*looks at own passport--yep: "République Française"*

Thread needs more frogbash.

I degree......

**Katriona1992** · Posted On: 1/09/2012 5:12am

Originally Posted by afraid

confirmed for jerk off

those who can't do, teach

lol kettle bells

Erm sure...why don't you go down to local MMA gym and say that in the MT/BJJ instructor's face?

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 1/09/2012 5:31am

Why would he? He was trying to insult HBD not MMA.

Edit.
Merged:
Critique my crappy ideas.
Banned.

**Katriona1992** · Posted On: 1/09/2012 6:07am

His second line was kind of implying that only those that can't do well in fitness/martial arts teach. Which is not true.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 1/09/2012 6:15am

He is implying that HBD doesn't know what he is doing and that is why he is a certified trainer and instructor.

Thanks, that explains many of your posts.