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  1. Tom .C is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    After reading some of your posts, I'm betting your attackers were awarded community service medals, keys to the city, and cash awards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa Gnaws View Post
    Thread should end here.

    There's no way we can more perfectly mock the OP than this.
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    is it possible for the skull to swell and then shrink back
    i guess not another deformity added
  4. Tom .C is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by afraid View Post
    is it possible for the skull to swell and then shrink back
    i guess not another deformity added
    You should have flexed your muscles and scared them all off. The swelling is normal for a pecker head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    You should have flexed your muscles and scared them all off. The swelling is normal for a pecker head.
    well you think i'm a douche but these guys were claiming to do thai boxing but then why did they jump me with a group smashing bottles on my head


    surely a thai boxer can fight 1 on 1



    goddamnit goddamnit goddamnit i hate now i am evenb uglier than before
  6. Sorekara is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Although, not being one to jump on bandwagons, I can't resist.

    Quote Originally Posted by afraid View Post
    you sound like all theory zero experience
    Who's all theory now? Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by afraid View Post
    well you think i'm a douche but these guys were claiming to do thai boxing but then why did they jump me with a group smashing bottles on my head


    surely a thai boxer can fight 1 on 1
    So, in non-douche speak, you challenged some guy's martial skills and he beat you with a bottle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    So, in non-douche speak, you challenged some guy's martial skills and he beat you with a bottle.
    let me summarize what actually happened

    *walk down alley with friend
    *group of people sits on bench, they see my friend coming and shout "a victim"
    *they get in our face already having bottles ready in their jackets
    *at least one of them mentions he knows thai boxing
    *we try to back out of situation
    *they isolate him from me, i try to get him by my side
    *they they charge at me swinging bottles at my head

    the end
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    You obviously failed to properly execute the venerable "X block", a technique that is perhaps second only to "wrist control".

    From a scientific standpoint I have to comment that strangely enough your posting has somehow not managed to get any worse after the bump on the head.

    Perhaps one of the nerds on the site could offer up a reasobable equasion that would explain how this is possible. My current theory is that your baseline posting value is as low as is humanly possible in your case and can not be made any worse by head injury or death.

    Any competing theories out there????
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    Ah so you live in a comic book. Gotcha.
    Dark Alley? Check.
    Idiots still walking down Alley? Check.
    Someone shouting victim? Check?
    Hooligans jump up in the victims faces? Check.
    Hooligans yell their superpower? Check.
    Victims get surrounded? Check.

    Now you have to wait until next issue.

    Batman is not real and he will come to save the day. Oh and Phoenix Jones was arrested
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