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  1. Vieux Normand is offline

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    All the weapons you see in the video have been used in actual combat at one time or another and the only thing that would make them dangerous the skill of the person wielding them and his/her vibrant imagination.
    Aw, ****--the secret is out.
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    All the weapons you see in the video have been used in actual combat at one time or another and the only thing that would make them dangerous the skill of the person wielding them and his/her vibrant imagination.
    This whole statement could technically apply to the bat'leth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    This whole statement could technically apply to the bat'leth
    Point of order, the bat'leth is based off the deer horn knife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    There's a great science documentary called The One that I found dealt with matter and energy in a much more understandable format than Hawking or Sagan.
    I learned how to clean my room, use an umbrella, use stilts, and fight evil monks from the Iron Monkey Documentary.
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    The Chinese Super Ninjas documentary (also a Shaw production!) taught me many important things:

    • The Chinese had a lot of weapons but they all make exactly the same noise when struck.
    • Japanese Samurai were as brave as the Chinese
    • Getting poisoned means you can't use kung for about 3 months.
    • Whenever you have a lot of warriors protecting a kung fu fortress, they are all going to die.
    • Each element ninja dresses a certain color. Fire ninja is red, water ninja is blue, etc.
    • Ninja women spies are really hot but will kill your ass as soon as look at you.
    • Ninjas love fire element and will burn you and everything you own to the ground with it.
    • The best way to beat Ninjas is to learn ninjutsu. Standard kung fu will not work on ninjas.
    • The ninjas have a master who uses all of the different elements in the final battle.
    • Everyone dies
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    The Master Killer Documentary from The Shaw Brothers (boy, they sure make lot of documentaries, huh?) taught me that:

    -It only takes five years to become an unbeatable Shao-Lin superman

    -Once you become a full fledged Shao-Lin monk, it's totally acceptable to ambush and kill your old enemies

    -One day, you too, can learn to hurl invisible balls of chi

    -A blacksmith, with zero combat training, can defeat an entire squad of trained soldiers...just by telling him to increase his grip on his hammer.
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    I know for a fact that all chinese weapons were devised from farming implements due to all of the farming related deaths during the last five thousand years. Before then the world had not been created. The "fact" part is because I have some super powers that include making up facts and accepting dumb **** that others state as facts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalLegion View Post
    -A blacksmith, with zero combat training, can defeat an entire squad of trained soldiers...just by telling him to increase his grip on his hammer.
    Fun fact: the second disciple San Te picks up (after the blacksmith) is named Luk Ah Choy, who in real life was Wong Fei Hung's sigung/grandmaster (early 1800s). I love the hung ga references in that movie (the opening sequence is a form of Iron Wire Fist, hung ga's apex form).
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    So it looks like TheService has decided not to return and make more of an ass of himself. Their really is a Santa Claus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Hole View Post
    The Chinese Super Ninjas documentary (also a Shaw production!) taught me many important things:


    • The Chinese had a lot of weapons but they all make exactly the same noise when struck.
    • Japanese Samurai were as brave as the Chinese
    • Getting poisoned means you can't use kung for about 3 months.
    • Whenever you have a lot of warriors protecting a kung fu fortress, they are all going to die.
    • Each element ninja dresses a certain color. Fire ninja is red, water ninja is blue, etc.
    • Ninja women spies are really hot but will kill your ass as soon as look at you.
    • Ninjas love fire element and will burn you and everything you own to the ground with it.
    • The best way to beat Ninjas is to learn ninjutsu. Standard kung fu will not work on ninjas.
    • The ninjas have a master who uses all of the different elements in the final battle.
    • Everyone dies
    Dang. Now I suddenly feel like playing this:
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