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    I love that, what about the Ninja Anime episode, a true classic. "I have the power to have any power that I want." "I'll use my power to, turn Kyle into a chicken."

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    "Right now the Jew inside you is saying 'No, you can't throw those away, you paid $15 for those', go ahead Kyle... Prove Mel Gibson wrong, you can't. Can you..."

    Cartman really is like the worst human ever. "The Passion of the Jew" was kinda creepy to watch.

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    Doctor: Now Mr Simposon if this operation is a success, it will increase your I.Q If it goes wrong, it will kill you.

    Homer Simpson: Hmmmm this operation will increase my killing power eyy? I'll do it !!
    Hannibal: The sworn enemy of dishonest politicians, source of entertainment on Bullshido and newly appointed Office Linebacker. Terry Tait ain't got **** on me !!!!

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    Alright, from memory, but...

    Bart: Dad, will you teach me that one move you used?

    Homer: Sure, boy. As he's about to hit you, you start yelling, "I'm a hemophiliac! I'm a hemophiliac!" And start crying like a woman. Then, when he turns away in disgust, you kick him in the back!

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    "Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize for peace."

    Homer: "Ehhh..."

    "Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize... for kickboxing!"

    "Hiii-YA!"

    Homer: "Mmmmmmm."

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    Homer: "So, Son......did you remember to give back all the guns?"

    Bart: "Sir, yes Sir! Fortunately, I am now proficient in six additional forms of unarmed combat, Sir!"

    Marge: "Well, he's got more confidence..."

    Homer: "Uh.......yeah....we always said the boy could use more confidence....."
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    "If the Bible has taught us noting else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."


    "Damn you, Rock-em Sock-em Robots! Can't we all just get along?"

    A bit of a stretch, but oh well.

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    The fights on Family guy are insane. Check when Peter Griffin fought the Big Bird look-a-like.

    As far as the simpsons goes, they had the Yakuza guys with assorted weapons (including ninja stars), but nothing too technical of course.

    And Bart was doing the karate kid crane stance in preparation for the miniature golf tournament

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    In the Drederick tatum episode there is a classic Mr. Burns quote which goes something like " in my day we watched ___ fight ___ for 139 rounds... If they didn't last 120 rounds we demanded our nickle back!"

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    which season is the tatum episode BTW? I thought it was in the first or second but I cant find it?

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