MMA is not dangerous enough

[riggerreed]

Sorry if this is old news, if so please delete, and let the mocking I so richly deserve commence.

If you have a tool-bag promoter, and fighters desperate enough to take a fight under ANY conditions, AND your cousin knows a bunch of assholes on MX bikes all hopped up on meth and Monster...you get this:



Every single person there, from fighters to the punters in the audience, were risking their lives. Imagine if just ONE of the moto-tards fucked up. :Rage2:

[devilboy7778]

This is awesome!
I mean yeah **** this.

[vashanka]

Nah, they just double-booked the venue.

[elipson]

Holy ****!

I REALLY want to be that guy who knocks someone out while dirtbikes did back flips over his head!!

[Prince Vlad]

What the ****!!??

[Holy Moment]

So now MMA is taking a page out of Felony Fighting's book?

[Prince Vlad]

What is it with motor cycle stunts and MMA? Next thing I expect someone will post a Monster truck or cage match in the centre of a stock car race. Kind of reminds me of the MMA comp that the winner gets to star in a porno. Seriously, isn't two guys beating the **** out of each other exciting enough?

[Lu Tze]

"I'm going to see a local MMA show, want to come along?"

"Will it have dirtbikes hurtling precariously over the cage while the participants are locked in battle?"

"No."

"No thanks then. See, I need something to distract me from all the fighting at the fighting show that I have paid to attend."

THIS CONVERSATION ACTUALLY HAD TO HAVE HAPPENED.

[CNagy]

Next thing I expect someone will post a Monster truck

This gives me an awesome idea; imagine a cage affixed to two monster trucks which act as the base. The trucks crush cars and jump in tandem while the fighters fight in the cage and attempt to remain upright in what might be a slightly unstable environment. Getting thrown from the cage is an automatic DQ. The ref will have to be strapped in somehow, though.

[gregaquaman]

Its a round cage and they diddnt do the wheel of death with the motorbikes?

Lame