Thread: $%@$! Sand Weights!
4/02/2004 11:43am, #1
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- East Alton, Illinois
- Bad Parenting
$%@$! Sand Weights!
300 pounds of weight on my bench, and 220 of it has to be sand weights. only 80 pounds of metal weights isn't enough! I can only fit 160 of those sand weights on the bench press alone, and on the leg extension 60 pounds! and the lat bar, 40! Even the dumbell flyes can only get 40 pounds each. I'm suffocating, in a world of little or no weight, and it's making me sad. I earn about 40 dollars a year so buying **** isn't very availible. Solutions?
4/02/2004 11:47am, #2
- Join Date
- Nov 2002
Play spaceman with a plastic bag. That should solve your problems!You want some birth control? You can smoke a cigarette.
4/02/2004 4:29pm, #3
Use the 80 pounds of metal weights to kill yourself.
4/02/2004 5:34pm, #4
Sell your plasma for money. Usually $20 a visit. And because they put the red blood cells back in you can go twice a week.
edit: I just increased your yearly income by $2,040!
Last edited by virtual_mantis; 4/02/2004 5:38pm at .
4/02/2004 5:45pm, #5Originally posted by mikus
Play spaceman with a plastic bag. That should solve your problems!“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.