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    U.S. Marshals hiring

    The USMS has announced that they are hiring. Go to usmarshals.gov for details. Hiring events for the Marshals are few and far between, don't miss out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorpal View Post
    The USMS has announced that they are hiring. Go to usmarshals.gov for details. Hiring events for the Marshals are few and far between, don't miss out.
    this is the job that caused you to destroy a testicle when in hot pursuit, right? sounds great, where do i sign up? :P
    "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
    "When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
    "Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
    "Seriously, who gives a **** what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj

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    Thanks for the tip. I always wanted to be Tommy Lee Jones when I grew up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    this is the job that caused you to destroy a testicle when in hot pursuit, right? sounds great, where do i sign up? :P
    Yes, like hitting a grape with a hammer. Caught the guy though.

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    Would they take a limey if i were able to find a stupid fucking woman of US origin to become a bigamist with ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    Would they take a limey if i were able to find a stupid fucking woman of US origin to become a bigamist with ?
    Unfortunately, no. But since you end up with two chicks at the end of the day I'd say execute the plan anyway.

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    Applications will be accepted on USAJOBS.GOV starting on March 5. They are only taking the first 5,000 applications. You'd better get your application in on the first day if you are really interested.

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    All kidding aside I would advise that you get it in within the first few minutes.

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    Vorpal,

    Do you thin that you guys will ever open up the 1811 lateral opportunity again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Brown View Post
    Vorpal,

    Do you thin that you guys will ever open up the 1811 lateral opportunity again?
    I haven't heard them discuss that at all.

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