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[PointyShinyBurn]

How about triangle from guard without someone biting your nads or legs?

Have someone put you in a triangle and try it.

Pro-tip: it's fucking impossible.

[Smackjack]

Have someone put you in a triangle and try it.

Pro-tip: it's fucking impossible.

This is good, mind if I throw out some more?

-attacking the arm(either one) with an arm bar while being stacked, the attacker using the opposite to grab nuts.

[Tom .C]

How about triangle from guard without someone biting your nads or legs?

I think you're confusing "t-bagging" with the triangle.

[Killbot]

-attacking the arm(either one) with an arm bar while being stacked, the attacker using the opposite to grab nuts.

If he's stacking you, you should be sweeping them over...no chance to grab deez muhfuckin nutz.

[The Question]

I once had somebody bite my nuts while I was doing a triangle. The first thing I did was release the triangle on the dude I was grappling with, then I ran off the mat to tell the ************ who was going through my stuff to put down my can of Planter's gold before I bussed his ass. He ran around the gym while stuffing handfuls in his mouth, and I chased after him saying 'Get my fuckin' nuts out your mouth, ************!'. He replied with 'oh, but they're so salty and tasty!' (granted it was muffled because his mouth was full).

All this while the dude that I was grappling was still recovering from the tight ass triangle I had him in and couldn't get the strength to laugh.

True story.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

How about triangle from guard without someone biting your nads or legs?

Leather pants. You can't bite through that ****.

[Smackjack]

Have any of you been clawed, pinched, snagged, dirty tricks etc. during a real street fight?

[The Question]

Have any of you been clawed, pinched, snagged, dirty tricks etc. during a real street fight?

Aiyo, listen, mayne. I done all that ****. Aint no such thing as a dirty trick. Tricks is tricks. When you in the streets, you use what you can, whether it be eye gouges, fish hooks, or farming equipment. It's all valid, ************.

[Smackjack]

Aiyo, listen, mayne. I done all that ****. Aint no such thing as a dirty trick. Tricks is tricks. When you in the streets, you use what you can, whether it be eye gouges, fish hooks, or farming equipment. It's all valid, ************.

Same here. But I'm just curious if this transfers into "the deadly" than I'm curious is practical street bjj, bjj with deadly/dirty techniques?

[Smackjack]

On bjj ad are white belt techniques(like some arts I know) the most practical/reliable/easy-to-go-to techniques?