Delusional Internet fookwit tries to suckerpunch Floyd Mayweather Sr...

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 11:56am

The bizarre thing is that so far, he has only received one suspension.

(Acc. to boxrec.com, in 2008 by the Arkansas Athletic Commission.)

Now, as much as I loled at his crap, if he is not, like, a comedian,
that's a very poor human being there that is in dire need of help.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:00pm

What a fucking heel.

Originally Posted by P Marsh

Why is does he still have teeth, or able to use his legs for that matter? Little **** needed way more "learning experience".

Yeah, between meth and suckerpunching Mayweathers he must hate his teeth.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:01pm

Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist

The bizarre thing is that so far, he has only received one suspension.

(Acc. to boxrec.com, in 2008 by the Arkansas Athletic Commission.)

Now, as much as I loled at his crap, if he is not, like, a comedian,
that's a very poor human being there that is in dire need of help.

He's the Bruce Downey of the boxing world.
Only with meth instead of magical sifu.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:02pm

Originally Posted by Kibbons

His next opponent is Wladimir Klitschko lol.

His next opponent is a crack pipe without a lighter.
All he gets is a magnifying glass and partly cloudy skies.

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:10pm

Just let this sink in:

What do you think would have happened there if there had be no people videotaping things?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:19pm

He would not have made a sound when he fell. Come on, we know this one.

**judojeff** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:49pm

Now forgive me as i know literally nothing about boxing but it looked like all that idiot did was try to throw wild hay maker flurries and then curl up like a bitch when Mayweather Sr. retaliated.

Boxing fail?

**Rzero** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 12:52pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

You might have missed the part about his methamphetamine habits.

Oh meth? Yeah that explains a lot then. He should switch to mma. Perhaps after the tenth tapout he might shut his big mouth?

**atomicpoet** · Posted On: 11/10/2011 1:13pm

Just saw this on Boxrec about his only pro fight. I'm sure it will make all of you giggle.

In the feature fight on the undercard, Fort Smith’s Andrew “Kid Thunder” Hartley put an exclamation mark on his promise to shut down and shut up debuting California lightweight Charlie “Russian Pride” Zelenoff. Zelenoff turned out to be a “lightweight” in more than just classification.

Zelenoff, who had called out Hartley in a series of profanity-laced Internet videos on YouTube and through other postings on BoxRec, lasted 1:14 into the first round before intentionally spitting out his mouthpiece for the third time. He drew a disqualification in the much bally-hooed showdown.

“He (Zelenoff) was shouting at me the whole time that Hartley was cheating,” said referee Tomlinson. “Unless the definition of cheating has been changed to ‘he’s hitting me too much,’ I didn’t see much merit in his complaint. I disqualified him for deliberately spitting out his mouthpiece.”