Delusional Internet fookwit tries to suckerpunch Floyd Mayweather Sr...

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 11/15/2011 9:13am

Originally Posted by Rzero

Can we bet varrots on whether he'll last to june 2012?

I'm betting that by 2013 he'll be married to a guy named Butch, who trades him in for a pack of smokes after their prison yard honeymoon. Charlie will keep custody of the Macauly Caulkin photo collection, and Butch will retain custody of the shivs and Charlie's douchebag hat.

Still holding out that old Charlie will find god, and start Greg Parking in half a year.

**qbe9584** · Posted On: 11/15/2011 10:25am

Tank Abbott. We should send this man's name and resume to Tank Abbott. My guess is that Tank used to beat guys like this up in bars.

**PerseusStoned** · Posted On: 11/15/2011 5:14pm

Is it too soon to suggest a Dan Horgan match? They both only want body-shots, they're both delusional, they're both self-hyping and they both put up youtube videos of them looking silly thinking it makes them look hard.

Tangent: I find it hilarious that people are marking Charlie's comments on *his own channel* as spam.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 11/15/2011 5:17pm

You're just jealous cuz you're not punching Lindsay Lohan.
Wait, that's what he said he's doing, right?

**Rzero** · Posted On: 11/16/2011 10:54am

Does he know that boxing has several types of punches? He only seems to do these:

**Permalost** · Posted On: 11/16/2011 12:07pm

Originally Posted by Rzero

Does he know that boxing has several types of punches? He only seems to do these:

"Hi, I'm a boxing champion. Can you spot the best time to hit me with a left hook to the jaw? No? Hang on, I'll make it easy for you."

**Tenebrous** · Posted On: 11/16/2011 10:32pm

Does wanting to design a better goat shirt for this make me a bad person?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 11/17/2011 5:14am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

You're just jealous cuz you're not punching Lindsay Lohan.
Wait, that's what he said he's doing, right?

Only when she betrays his feelings as No.1 fan by getting a different haircut, or changing her clothing style, or whatever.

Actually - (and bear in mind that I'm not an expert on The Lohan), isn't she a bit of a scrapper in Real Life?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 11/17/2011 9:18am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Only when she betrays his feelings as No.1 fan by getting a different haircut, or changing her clothing style, or whatever.

Actually - (and bear in mind that I'm not an expert on The Lohan), isn't she a bit of a scrapper in Real Life?

Well, traditionally the Luohan was someone who had acheived full realization and the state of Nirvana. The Lindsay variety of the elusive Luohan is a completely different animal. If I were to venture a scientific guess, the boozing and the crack is mostly for show.