MMA is not dangerous enough

[Sri Hanuman]

This Austin Powers 4 script practically writes itself.

[riggerreed]

and sharks with frikkin lasers on their headz, and lava pools, and glass shards w/ aids needles and only chunners could survive.

IF only Chunners survive, clearly this is some kind of movie script.

[JitsMag]

Of course not, what's a match without the fishhook, eye gouge, head butt and lastly, the nipple twister???

[riggerreed]

Of course not, what's a match without the fishhook, eye gouge, head butt and lastly, the nipple twister???

Noogies. Don't forget noogies, too.

[Sri Hanuman]

Noogies. Don't forget noogies, too.

Turkish oil rape.
No can defend.

[webmindset]

If you can still recognize the face, the ref shouldn't call it off!