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    I like all the ideas here to make MMA more extreme, but we can really just simplify them to this: Every inch of the cage, including the fighters, should be on fire at the start of the match.



    You could also add an electric fence if they try to escape and a time bomb to ensure they perform:


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    Quote Originally Posted by FLICK30 View Post
    I don't know how they got that kind of fight sanctioned. Its hard enough to get MMA sanctioned in places still, I can't imagine them getting approved for a circus like that.
    That's what I was thinking.

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    They could always host the event outside the cage on the streets of Seville during the traditional bull race. That would really keep the fighters on their toes and there could be a bonus payout for the first fighter to chop off a bull horn Mas Oyama style.

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    http://www.coupleofsports.com/mma/

    Sounds like the motorcycles only jumped during one fight and it was in Billings, Montana.

    The homepage of the athletic commission doesn't seem to have an event listing and I can't find the results of the event on mixedmartialarts.com , so whether this thing was licensed or not is obscure to me.

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    They had the only licence they needed, a licence to thrill...

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    Less Motocross, more shark-filled moats please. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Vlad View Post
    They could always host the event outside the cage on the streets of Seville during the traditional bull race. That would really keep the fighters on their toes and there could be a bonus payout for the first fighter to chop off a bull horn Mas Oyama style.
    Better yet, release an MMA lion, smear the contestant with lion phermones, and use lamb steaks as boxing gloves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Better yet, release an MMA lion, smear the contestant with lion phermones, and use lamb steaks as boxing gloves.
    Or have the fighters fight monster trucks driven by said lions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Or have the fighters fight monster trucks driven by said lions.
    That ties in nicely with the "tough mudder" thread.
    One of the "obstacles" in the race is this mass start:

    Combine that with the IRL streetfighter guy, you could have a mob attack the lion driven monster trucks.
    Awesome way to get the ball rolling, start with a bang and all.

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    and sharks with frikkin lasers on their headz, and lava pools, and glass shards w/ aids needles and only chunners could survive.

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