MMA is not dangerous enough

**PointyShinyBurn** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 9:18am

While all your objections are valid, I must admit my first reaction was "AWESOME!".

**CNagy** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 9:36am

To be honest, I skipped straight to the video, so my first reaction was "What the **** just flew over the cage!?"

**judokarl** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 10:44am

Jesus. I wonder if they paid the fighters extra for the risk.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 11:55am

Needs pyrotechnics and firearms.

**UnwrittenXx** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 12:43pm

What if a motorcycle lands on the octagon instead? lol geez this is soooo unnecessary

**EmperorCesar** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 12:48pm

Holy fucking ****. Please, save us Darwin!

**riggerreed** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 12:52pm

Here's the other thing that struck me: I like to watch fights. I like to ride dirt bikes. I've NEVER EVER said "Damn, I need to be more efficient. Let's do both at once."

This is not chocolate and peanut butter. They do not taste great together.

**Flappyhead** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 1:43pm

I was half expecting The Humungus to be the ring announcer.

**clav** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 2:26pm

C'mon guys, this is an obvious ploy by free-stylers to make the same old **** look cool again.

I mean how many whips and back flips can a guy watch and still be entertained...

Lame.

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 11/08/2011 2:27pm

I dunno, it has a certain Cirque appeal.
I'm with Permalost. Pyrotechics, firearms or maybe tasers a la shock fights are missing.
Mix in some cockfighting in a smaller cage(hanging like a chandelier within the main cage, "piñata-kick" bonus for the fighters? WIN!!), greyhound racing around the perimeter, some disco balls, go-gos etc. and i think we'd have a true classic.
Oh and bourbon, tequila, perico and whores, don't forget those.