Dan Bowen in another challenge match

**Kharon** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 12:15pm

I see it so clearly now "Mountainous Ninja is the illegitimate love child of Ralph Severe".

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 1:39pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Yes, back in the day he actually did. Laugh at his tactical all you (impersonal) want, I do, but he'd give quite a few people trouble on this board. He did accept a few challenges and was decent for a hobbyist.

I stand corrected. Thank you.

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**It is Fake** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 3:51pm

Originally Posted by omoplatypus

I stand corrected. Thank you.

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I think It's buried in the YMAS or Trollshido threads. It was before he went downhill and started the whole "Catbox groupie" schtick to derail the MABS thread.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 4:52pm

Yeah I think I'd rather go toilet fishing at the downtown greyhound station than dig through those threads.

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**It is Fake** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 5:13pm

Yeah, normally I'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

**Andrew WA** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 5:44pm

It seems as though in the focus mitt drill video that he is less than sufficient or satisfactory even as a hobbyist martial artist. He might be sufficient or satisfactory as a brawler with other average joes who watch kung fu movies....did anyone else notice that he was gassing out towards the end of the video? The video is only a little over 3 minutes long. of course it is edited so we cant be sure how long he was going at the focus mitts before dan bowen cut the footage up to make a "kickass montage with rocky music" (joke), but it is safe to say that it wasnt much longer than probably 5 minutes. As much "aerobic" workout videos that severe has uploaded on youtube (claiming working out with god) you would think his cardio would be fantastic. Its the entire reason why most of his kicks are low and he doesnt keep his hands up much.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 5:54pm

Originally Posted by it is fake

yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

fuckin' sigged!!!!

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 5:54pm

Originally Posted by Andrew WA

It seems as though in the focus mitt drill video that he is less than sufficient or satisfactory even as a hobbyist martial artist.

Fine let me be more succinct. Most posters on this website, that say someone or their video is ****, turn out to be just as **** or worse when one of their videos surface.

He might be sufficient or satisfactory as a brawler with other average joes who watch kung fu movies

Most HOBBYISTS fit your definition. For every BJJ Brown belt I'd bet there are 1,000 1-2 day a week HOBBYISTS that laugh at his videos who are equal or worse.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 5:56pm

Originally Posted by Andrew WA

It seems as though in the focus mitt drill video that he is less than sufficient or satisfactory even as a hobbyist martial artist. He might be sufficient or satisfactory as a brawler with other average joes who watch kung fu movies....did anyone else notice that he was gassing out towards the end of the video? The video is only a little over 3 minutes long. of course it is edited so we cant be sure how long he was going at the focus mitts before dan bowen cut the footage up to make a "kickass montage with rocky music" (joke), but it is safe to say that it wasnt much longer than probably 5 minutes. As much "aerobic" workout videos that severe has uploaded on youtube (claiming working out with god) you would think his cardio would be fantastic. Its the entire reason why most of his kicks are low and he doesnt keep his hands up much.

actually, for a larping hobbiest, he's at the top tier with focus mitts. i've seen **** fiftyeleven times worse from many TKD/TSD/Krotty larpers (myself included).

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 5/10/2012 5:59pm

In our quest to highlight potentially spurious martial artists in a somewhat dignified manner, discussions of the merits of females on videos are not germane. This is not a comedy forum.