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  1. Psycho Dad is offline
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    5/24/2011 4:26am


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    Lazaro Bueno BJJ Black Belt Exposed as White Belt

    ... you can go ahead and claim Sokeship in a fictional martial art.



    Quote Originally Posted by Lazaro Bueno
    Of course everything needs a little time to sink in but I have created a system that relies on natural movement and basic logic. I call this system Hokuto Shinken "The Art of the Assassin." It was created with the idea that in order to defend yourself from a would be assassin, you first need to know what the assassin knows and how they would attack. Only then can you really expect to beat him at his own game.
    For those who don't know, Hokuto Shinken is a made up martial art originating from the "Fist of the North Star" manga/anime. Thanks to a bout of insomnia I came across this guy who has repeatedly edited the Hokuto Shiken entry on wikipedia to include a shill for his website offering his "services." He's allegedly a black belt in Brazilian Jujitsu yet spouts the same bullshido a Wing Chun practitioner would say:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lazaro Bueno
    Now the problem. What happens when a Brazilian Jujitsu fighter gets held up at an ATM at gunpoint?Will he attempt a flying armbar? He may, but he will also be kissing a bullet to the head. His style isn't made for SITUATIONAL defenses. He has been trained to clobber his way out of a situation. Even if there was no gun present and there were three assailants, chances are they would beat him down. Brazilian jujitsu is made for a one on one fight with rules. It's just too slow for multiple attackers, especially when you can't waste time going to the floor.
    A Google search turns up a post in Sherdog where he claims to have been trained under Rillion Gracie, but he doesn't say how far that training went.

    So out of curiosity, is there anyone out there familiar with this guy or can even vouch for his supposed BJJ blackbelt?
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.
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    5/24/2011 6:12am


     Style: BJJ and Judo

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    I found him on another forum claiming to be the only true JKD instructor in Miami. He claims Bruce Lee never intended it to be mixed with so many styles. This guy seems legit. HeHe
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    1% Shark is better than you.

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    5/24/2011 8:28am

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     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

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    Wow if he is a fake this is a pretty bold move: Rickson Org patch and a black blet

    http://api.ning.com/files/yOO40969FL.../utf8BbWUuanBn
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    1% Shark is better than you.

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    Wow also his gallery has aSTAGGERING number of certs including a Carlson cert for 2nd Degree BB in BJJ. That seems pretty easy to debunk. http://www.hokutoshinken.com/

    Wow there is something even better. He posted a certificate for Department of Homeland Security Anti-Terrorist First Responder. From 2002. It has the wrong DHS logo and according to the DHS site that certification doesn't exist.

    I sent an email to the Rilion School in Miami hopefully they will get back to me. Where is Anthony when you need him?
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    5/24/2011 9:25am


     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    Cert Whiteshark is talking about shows him with rank under Carlson Gracie Sr. and Carlson Gracie Jr. It was given to him in 2007.

    Sr died in Feb of 2006. Perhaps it's common to have a dead guy sign your certification, but seems a tad fishy.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    5/24/2011 9:45am


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    "8th Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art of Shikou Waza." What the hell?
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.
  7. WhiteShark is offline
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    5/24/2011 9:57am

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    Most of those certs are from mutual appreciation societies. A few are from known frauds. A few more seem to be legit JKD world schools. I'm still just stunned by the sheer volume of certificates.
  8. Permalost is online now
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    Three of his certs are from the Inosanto Academy.
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    5/24/2011 10:41am

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     Style: Cheng Man Ching Taijiquan

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    He has a copyrighted character from Eidos Interactive at the very front of his website.
    He plays the Terminator theme in th background.

    Painful copyright infringement and inferiority complex aside, this guy really wants to love himself.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    Posted On:
    5/24/2011 11:24am

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     Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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    Interesting, though not at all surprising, that in "affiliates" there isn't a single BJJ school seal.
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    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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