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    I used TKD in teh str33t!!!!!1

    Hi guys! I have a story I'd like to share with you, about an experience I had yesterday, while running down my home street. I was viciously assaulted by a rabid beast, and used my WTF TKD training to escape unscathed!

    Like all true Samurai, I like to run outdoors and draw strength from nature. I usually run a couple of miles down the street from my house and back. Yesterday however, while running my usual route, I was ambushed by the most vicious Dachshund I have ever seen. This guy was old, feisty, and very pissed off.

    He came out charging like a bat out of hell and cut me off, bearing his fangs, and snarling with all 16" of height. I quickly realized that if I wanted to protect my ankles, I would have to fight!

    He closed the distance and snapped at my lead leg! On instinct I raised it up to the infamous chamber, keeping it out of my diminutive attackers reach, and loaded for a deadly counterstrike. My opponent pressed forward, determined to sate his blood-lust.

    Now my WTF sparring really kicked in, as the Dachshund charged, I began to hop. Perfectly balanced (like a ninja) keeping my front leg chambered, and holding the enemy at bay. I even kept my hands down at my waist!

    I briefly considered what strategy I might employ if it hit the ground, but discarded that option completely, once I remembered that we were on the street, and the dogs friends would come out and curb stomp me to death.

    Every-time he would commit, I would bounce of center, and extend my leg just enough to let him know I could hit him, and make him think twice. This continued for about a minute in a half, with my elusive and precise footwork preventing my attacker from mounting any kind of successful attack. Finally, the owner came out of her trailer, and called the Hell-hound off.

    Victory! As the adrenaline wore off I lowered my chamber and took note of my surroundings. I noticed a couple of girls across the street who were laughing at the encounter. I knew they were just nervous, obviously impressed with my alpha male domination and cat like reflexes. I thought about trying to talk to one of them, but realized a true warrior finishes his run! And so I did!

    So now I know, my WTF TKD does work in teh streets! :happy:

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    That's great and all, but you missed the final traditional Korean act, which was to kill and eat the dog. It's hidden in the forms.

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    It's not TKD without a bowl of kimchi or kimbob.
    You would have dishonored the dog, and Glorious Leader.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    You're both right. :(

    Come to think of it, I forgot to bow as well.

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    I found your attempt at humor muy unfunny

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    Quote Originally Posted by robdaze151 View Post
    I found your attempt at humor muy unfunny
    I was mildly amused. There may have been smirking.

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    Can't have a Traditional TKD thread without mentioning Kim Il Sung, and sending this thing to Trollshido.

    Pull the plug, boss.
    Pull the plug...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by PointyShinyBurn View Post
    I was mildly amused. There may have been smirking.
    There is no humor in the horrifying prospect of being curb-stomped by a gang of angry dachshunds. I'm getting the chills thinking about it.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCInferno View Post
    That's great and all, but you missed the final traditional Korean act, which was to kill and eat the dog. It's hidden in the forms.
    You need a club and rope for that form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PointyShinyBurn View Post
    I was mildly amused. There may have been smirking.
    Agreed. I even chuckled a few times, although the horrifically culturally insensitive comment that followed immediately after made me laugh out loud.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Can't have a Traditional TKD thread without mentioning Kim Il Sung, and sending this thing to Trollshido.

    Pull the plug, boss.
    Pull the plug...

    We're in YMAS already, which is where this thread should have been started. You have to try really hard to get Trollshido'd from YMAS.

    This is clearly about you being a TKD hater you filthy Russian Monkey. Was that in your marriage contract? Did she make you swear to hate all Koreans for all time?
    Shut the hell up and train.

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