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**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/18/2011 6:05pm

Originally Posted by Yoj

Give it to a homeless man to wrap about his body when he sleeps.

It would be the closest Elmore's ever been to the homeless.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 10/18/2011 6:09pm

Can you please link the review?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 10/18/2011 8:28pm

What exactly is this one about?
Anything like Street Sword?

I still remember adding it to my pile of Ashida Kim literature, and donating it to the Salvation Army. Somewhere out there, a homeless man is practicing street combat with a broken bottle, and ninja invisibility.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 10/18/2011 9:18pm

Emergency toilet paper?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 10/18/2011 9:24pm

Short hand... could be some sort of fat guy self pleasure technique in absence of lube.
Based on the title, it could involve a midget.

**hapkido_keith** · Posted On: 10/18/2011 10:50pm

When I got a Google+ account I just started adding random people by the handful, it wasn't until it was too late that I found out one of them was Phil. Curiosity got the better of me and I checked out his Google+ page... if one of us tried to make a caricature of a Phil Elmore website it would be this. Complete with adds for kits to convert your older incandescent bulb Maglite to an LED one.