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    Shorthand Empty

    I just bought a house and am moving soon. I'm purging the library and came across Fill Elmoar's book "Shorthand Empty Hand".

    Now, I can't in conscience burn this thing and I absolutely cannot let it fall into innocent hands, martial plutonium that it is. I would rather like to get it out of my house because I think it's plotting against me.

    Would someone like to have it in their home?
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    Send it back to fill

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    you need an 'Unclean' tag with a small bell.

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    I hear that if your burn it, Phil's voice can be heard screaming from the flames. Seriously. Then the next day it re-appears on your bookshelf.

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    Give it to a homeless man to wrap about his body when he sleeps.

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    Actually, mailing it back to Phil seems like an okay idea. Put a little note on it: "Hey, thanks for the opportunity to mock you!"
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    ok fine, but leave it in a cat litter box for a few days first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick View Post
    Actually, mailing it back to Phil seems like an okay idea. Put a little note on it: "Hey, thanks for the opportunity to mock you!"
    I look forward to the nineteen page essay detailing exactly how much he doesn't care.

    You big meanie.

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    Yeah, I loved that his article rebutting my review *that he didn't care about* was longer than the review itself. And i actually predicted, in the review, his exact arguments (he implied first that I wasn't real and then that I must be a man and then that I must be ugly or a lesbian, can't remember which ). The fact that all three assertions were mutually incompatible didn't occur to him.
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