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  1. Sri Hanuman is offline
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    The Ultimate UFC Crapper

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    With surround sound stereo, 4 plasmascreens, a beer/wine cooler, a bubblejet hot tub, you too can have killer UFC parties right in the comfort of your porcelin throne.

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    ****, forgot to add hand dryer.
    It's mounted on a stripper.

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    Is that a piano?

    I've got news for you... anyone willing tinkle those ivories while you're sat gurning at them and squeezing out floaters, isn't going to be worth listening to.
    Last edited by Lu Tze; 10/18/2011 5:47pm at . Reason: I moved elipses. It's totally my perogative.
  4. Sri Hanuman is offline
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    If you're not happy with the piano player, you won't like the butler, the sukiyaki chef, or the boxing coach who lives behind the punching bag.


































    Judgemental douche...
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    does it come with internet connection so that I can download my midget porn while pooping?
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    Boo! Hiss!

    I was expecting the toilet pan to be in the shape of an octagon as well.

    *Waiting to post negative review on Amazon*
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    The crapper can be customized on demand, and yes, the UFC crapper is Broadband-ready, by which I mean stealing an unsecured wireless connection from the neighbors.
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    Boo! Hiss!

    I was expecting the toilet pan to be in the shape of an octagon as well.

    *Waiting to post negative review on Amazon*
    Nah needs to be upside down so I can take a dump from the guard position.
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    Damn, I need to put in 2 showers...
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    Just make sure the furniture is structurally reinforced and the toilet seat extra wide to accomodate the average UFC fan.
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