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    The Ultimate UFC Crapper

    Tired of wearing TAPOUT shirts in public?
    No longer have the energy to pick fights at your local hamburger establishments?
    Backyard wrestling no longer as exciting as it was when you were still married to your cousin?

    Be many excited! Now you can take your UFC fandom to a new level with the ultimate in crapping technology. Presenting:
    THE UFC OCTAGON CRAPPER!

    Manufactured by blind Chinese orphans and assembled by Mexican immigrants forced to work 48 hour shifts, Korea is proud to bring you the ultimate fan's dream, in bathroom format.



    With surround sound stereo, 4 plasmascreens, a beer/wine cooler, a bubblejet hot tub, you too can have killer UFC parties right in the comfort of your porcelin throne.

    Send money now.
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    ****, forgot to add hand dryer.
    It's mounted on a stripper.

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    Is that a piano?

    I've got news for you... anyone willing tinkle those ivories while you're sat gurning at them and squeezing out floaters, isn't going to be worth listening to.
    Last edited by Lu Tze; 10/18/2011 5:47pm at . Reason: I moved elipses. It's totally my perogative.

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    If you're not happy with the piano player, you won't like the butler, the sukiyaki chef, or the boxing coach who lives behind the punching bag.


































    Judgemental douche...
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    does it come with internet connection so that I can download my midget porn while pooping?

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    Boo! Hiss!

    I was expecting the toilet pan to be in the shape of an octagon as well.

    *Waiting to post negative review on Amazon*

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    The crapper can be customized on demand, and yes, the UFC crapper is Broadband-ready, by which I mean stealing an unsecured wireless connection from the neighbors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nointro View Post
    Boo! Hiss!

    I was expecting the toilet pan to be in the shape of an octagon as well.

    *Waiting to post negative review on Amazon*
    Nah needs to be upside down so I can take a dump from the guard position.

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    Damn, I need to put in 2 showers...
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Just make sure the furniture is structurally reinforced and the toilet seat extra wide to accomodate the average UFC fan.

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