Thread: Judo PSA
10/11/2011 6:03pm, #11
Judo shiai 2171
Competitors take turns being tori and uke. Each tori takes 3 turns. Combinations they plan on using must be submitted to the center ref in secret and in advance. Failure to use submitted techniques is awarded han sokumake.
Techniques must be selected from the new shortened go kyo (12 waza total)
Uke must respond to tori with the correct recognized counter technique from the counters kyo no waza. Use of an incorrect counter results in loss of points. Use of a non recognized counter results in han soku make.
Points are awarded for technical proficiency and fighting spirit.
Wearing the gi right over left is awarded han sokumake
Improperly tied belt is awarded han sokumake
Bowing to insufficient depth is awarded han sokumake
Bowing at the wrong time is awarded han sokumake
Smiling is awarded han sokumake
Celebrating is awarded han sokumake
Showing displeasure at your failure is awarded han sokumake
Failing to adopt a fake weabo accent when using Japanese is awarded han sokumake
Showing lack of respect to any official is awarded han sokumake
Lack of respect can be but is not limited to failure to bow. failure to shout hai sensei loud enough, eye balling, ear holing, pulling faces, being belligerently unconscious when the ref tells you to get up you pansy.
Points to be determined by a 12 member jury overseen by a 3 judge tribunal with recourse to a 5 member supreme panel.
Last edited by Lindz; 10/11/2011 6:14pm at .
10/11/2011 6:13pm, #12
10/11/2011 6:15pm, #13
Knee's as normal as it's likely to get. I'm shopping around.
10/11/2011 6:16pm, #14
10/11/2011 6:39pm, #15
Is a Pom telling an Aussie to quit whinging a sign of the apocalypse? It should be
10/11/2011 6:42pm, #16
10/11/2011 7:13pm, #17
10/11/2011 7:20pm, #18
God damn foreigners...Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
...Willing is not enough you must do ~Bruce Lee
10/11/2011 7:22pm, #19
10/11/2011 7:29pm, #20