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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post

    Does this mean you can bag on judo the same way you'd bag on TKD, WC, or aikido?

    No.
    Well how far up it's own ass does judo have to go before we can?


    Judo shiai 2171
    Competitors take turns being tori and uke. Each tori takes 3 turns. Combinations they plan on using must be submitted to the center ref in secret and in advance. Failure to use submitted techniques is awarded han sokumake.
    Techniques must be selected from the new shortened go kyo (12 waza total)

    Uke must respond to tori with the correct recognized counter technique from the counters kyo no waza. Use of an incorrect counter results in loss of points. Use of a non recognized counter results in han soku make.

    Points are awarded for technical proficiency and fighting spirit.
    Wearing the gi right over left is awarded han sokumake
    Improperly tied belt is awarded han sokumake
    Bowing to insufficient depth is awarded han sokumake
    Bowing at the wrong time is awarded han sokumake
    Smiling is awarded han sokumake
    Celebrating is awarded han sokumake
    Showing displeasure at your failure is awarded han sokumake
    Failing to adopt a fake weabo accent when using Japanese is awarded han sokumake
    Showing lack of respect to any official is awarded han sokumake
    Lack of respect can be but is not limited to failure to bow. failure to shout hai sensei loud enough, eye balling, ear holing, pulling faces, being belligerently unconscious when the ref tells you to get up you pansy.

    Points to be determined by a 12 member jury overseen by a 3 judge tribunal with recourse to a 5 member supreme panel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    Judo shiai 2171
    Meanwhile you're still sat at home because of a gammy knee.
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    Knee's as normal as it's likely to get. I'm shopping around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    Knee's as normal as it's likely to get. I'm shopping around.
    Sweet, so its about time you stopped complaining and started training.
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    Is a Pom telling an Aussie to quit whinging a sign of the apocalypse? It should be
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    Is a Pom telling an Aussie to quit whinging a sign of the apocalypse? It should be
    We got knocked out of the WC by the Frogs, the world is already over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    We got knocked out of the WC by the Frogs, the world is already over.
    Chin chin old chap, there's always the cricket....
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    God damn foreigners...
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
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    Frankly, all you former colonies need to shut the **** up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Frankly, all you former colonies need to shut the **** up.
    Don't be mad that your people failed militarily against a bunch of rednecks with rocks and homemade muskets.
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
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