Phoenix Jones unmasked! (And arrested for pepper-spraying a bunch of people!)

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 11:10am

In related news, full Avengers trailer is out:

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/marvel/avengers/

**gregaquaman** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 11:13am

Originally Posted by Cannon_6

Yeah, she was hitting him with her shoes. Somebody in Seattle, please buy that young lady a drink.

Apparently there wasn't even a fight -- just noisy people who had been drinking. Seems the clown in the mask told the cops there was a fight because he needed an excuse to attack them.

His mom probably had to bail him out. I bet she kicks him out of her basement this time.

Yeah I tried to look for that on the video but "mr shakey" who was taking it diddn't get a clear shot.

even so there is a limit to how much you achieve by creating more damage than would have been created by the fight.
Personally if they are on the street away from bystanders and both look like they want to be there then let them go for it.

Also can I just add. (Bit of superhero advice for next time) If you are caught in a streetfight like that. Don't sepparate. That way if somone wants to have a go then he has to have a go at all of you at one not just one of you at a time.

Of course dressing up like an idiot and going out and breaking up fights is stupid.

Unless you do it for $15 bucks an hour like me.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 11:17am

Will Phoenix Jones rise from the ashes to become the superhero we've been waiting for?!?

Will the masked crusader protect his culo in jail?!?!

STAY TUNED!!!

**gregaquaman** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 11:23am

Originally Posted by Permalost

Will Phoenix Jones rise from the ashes to become the superhero we've been waiting for?!?

Will the masked crusader protect his culo in jail?!?!

STAY TUNED!!!

He is cooler now he is an anti hero.

**Hertzyscowicz** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 1:54pm

The ironic fact here is that if he had just remained an anonymous meddler with a can of pepper spray, he'd be a lot safer from reprisals. Granted, this presumes he ever antagonized anyone who might actually bother to reprise on him.

**Eddie Hardon** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 2:25pm

Wonderful stuff.

Cameraman needs a course in videography. I mean, I couldn't get a clear look at that bird with the black tights legs. Girls legs often look good in those(!). That's the important consideration.

"Don't Touch Me!" such petulance. How precious.

My second thought was, once our SuperHero (with Body Armour) got into trouble, he needed Back Up. He should have put out a floodlight signal for the British Ninja...he'd have been SAVED!!!! (Wouldn't he?)

In comparison, it's clear to me that I lead such an unexciting life....

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 2:28pm

Crimefighting: You're doing it wrong.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/11/2011 2:56pm

If he was a true super hero, he would have taken her in his arms, crushed her to his manley chest and smouthered her cries of 'I'm gonn' cut your dick off 'with hot passionate kisses