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    When to use violence. There's a lesson to be learned here

    Truly inspirational...

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/vio...-of-mil,11405/

    "Violence Must Only Be Used To Make Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars

    By Jackie Chan
    August 13, 2008 | ISSUE 4433

    Whenever I'm paid $200,000 to demonstrate my martial arts abilities and give a short speech to a gathering of young people, I always speak about the same thing: the epidemic of violence we see in our society today. Why do so many kids think using their fists is the answer to all of life's problems? Where do they get these ideas? That's why I'm using my status as the world's most famous martial arts movie star to teach children an important lesson..."
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee


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    Wow and he just made a movie called Shaolin that has kids fighting in it. Gee whiz I wonder where......

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    That was just perfect.

    Oh, and raise hands if you instantly recognized every described scene. *raises hand*

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    Of course it is the onion so, there you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Wow and he just made a movie called Shaolin that has kids fighting in it. Gee whiz I wonder where......
    Its a mystery!

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    **** that nimcompoopery. I find it strange that Jackie is saying turn the other cheek and take the ass-whoopin when he used to have a blog about his real life street fights, which is only possible when you do NOT turn the other cheek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super8astard View Post
    **** that nimcompoopery. I find it strange that Jackie is saying turn the other cheek and take the ass-whoopin when he used to have a blog about his real life street fights, which is only possible when you do NOT turn the other cheek.
    Swing and a miss.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    you people should first learn what the onion is.
    what's next? horoscopes from somethingawful.com?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    you people should first learn what the onion is.
    what's next? horoscopes from somethingawful.com?
    Shhhh... let 'em run for a while, then set the hook.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Don't miss the ninja parade story on that same page -- classic :TrollDad:

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