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    But if you ain't got no style your just too damn boring.
    Fighting evil and upholding justice in blue silk pajamas baby!
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  2. #172
    9chambers
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    Giver,

    I like girls. They have cool stuff like vaginas.

    Edited by - 9chambers on December 05 2002 06:33:04

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    I like girls. They have cool stuff like vaginas.
    Actually vaginas are quite warm, something you'll find out when you finally get laid.

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    JKD,

    You know I run a nonprofit orginization to unite the world of MA under the holy banner of BAJI!!!! It's just a little pet project for world domination!!! :)


    Oh did I mention that IGBJJ is FOS!!!


    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!
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    RIP SOLDIER

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    Microwaving a shoebox full of vaginas you stole from the morgue and rubbing them over your face doesn't count as getting laid, IGBJJ.



    Edited by - boyd on December 05 2002 22:36:05
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  6. #176

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    Thanks for the mental image Boyd...

    Urgghhh....

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  7. #177

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    a shoebox? the juices would make it too soggy and not suitable for transport. I keep my morgue vaginas in Ziploc Bags.....try Ziploc for all your freshness needs.

  8. #178

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    Last nigt While at my TKd class I came to the conclusion that TKD really does suck. the structure and philosiphy of the entire art is crap. Although I will continue going because of the conditioning and the hot girls there.

  9. #179

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    TKD is a good MA just some people like with any martial art suck at it and suck at teaching it to others. That is all there is to say about it.

    Don't get carried away asshole because I'm gonna give you a fight that you'll never forget!

  10. #180

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    I have black belts in 2 systems of Tae KwonDo and am a certified instructor. I have trained since age 12 in the art and I will no longer teach it. WHY? It is a great classical study but we now know how ineffective traditional Tae KwonDo is in the year 2002. It is a study of how our fathers did it. We now know much more about the stress on joints and impracticality of techniques for street application. Its practice creates stress in the practicioner and thus does not promote longevity like many of the other martial arts practices emphasise. Don't stop taking what someone is calling Tae KwonDo though. There are alot of qualified masters like myself that are teaching out of Tae Kwon-Do schools but are modifying it immensely to make it more practical. Is that Tae KwonDo then? No. Tae KwonDo originally called Tang Soo came from modifications made to traditional Karate techniques. It made it more practical, smoother, and more efficient. They no longer called it Karate. Therefore, we should stop calling it Tae Kwon-Do if it is not and just move forward and get over the name popularity thing. I'm moving forward past Tae KwonDo.....are you?

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