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    I'm just waiting for the follow up story about the fat chick/hot chick 3 way. And then their father walks in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I'm just waiting for the follow up story about the fat chick/hot chick 3 way. And then their father walks in.
    I wonder if that's before or after the street fight with the TapouT/Affliction wearing roided up MMA noob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    I wonder if that's before or after the street fight with the TapouT/Affliction wearing roided up MMA noob.
    Come on, you know better than that.
    The MMA noob would lose every street fight, because naturally, he never trains the eye gouge or groin holding uncomfortably techniques. Plus, every time they as much as hint at going to the ground, they seem to attract aids needles, and homeless men who like to urinate on them.

    Besides, we all know they're not TRUE MARTIAL ARTISTS, and they say mean things on the internet.
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    I call bullshit. No way she gave you her number! You couldn't even make a fist right and you were flirting with her sister right in front of the class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HereBeADragon View Post
    I call bullshit. No way she gave you her number! You couldn't even make a fist right and you were flirting with her sister right in front of the class.
    "Hey there, I like the way you took that hard palm strike to the groin..."

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    I gotta admit, despite the lame ending to the story, the OP's discovery that being slapped in the dick hurts made me laugh way too hard. The thought, "DUUUHHH!" comes to mind....

    And then it all makes sense- you took a class at an Ameri-Do-Te school, didn't you? Admit it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HereBeADragon View Post
    I call bullshit. No way she gave you her number! You couldn't even make a fist right and you were flirting with her sister right in front of the class.
    Not to mention that the large sister obviously liked Derek and called "Dibs!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muerteds View Post
    you took a class at an Ameri-Do-Te school, didn't you? Admit it!
    3 way with large breasted Asian women: Best of All, Worst of None (tm)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    3 way with large breasted Asian women: Best of All, Worst of None (tm)
    No such thing.
    It was probably a dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    No such thing.
    It was probably a dude.
    I dont know, does the same rules apply to Asian women as it does white and black women i.e morbid obesity = obesity boobs.

    My sympathy goes out to fat asian ladies if they dont at least get the consolation prize of fake fat bird boobs.

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