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    Who the hell writes these scripts?
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Who the hell writes these scripts?
    http://www.cracked.com/article_19012...vies-suck.html

    See number 5
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Bullshido is not like the police department, or even POWNET; it really just gets random hard ons and then follows it's dick.

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    I was gonna say Frank Dux.

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    I once read a review of a Van Damme movie that went something like "Van Damme even wrote the script! Which he must have done with the smashed up foot he kicks most of the cast with."

    Having said that I rather enjoyed the nonsense of Hard Target and Maximum Risk. I just don't know why.

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    His latest film, Assassination Games is alright.

    There's a scene in that where the villain has kidnapped The Girl and demands that JCVD comes in and surrenders if he wants her to live.

    Then he's all like "Na. I've only known her a couple of days anyway. What sort of idiot do you take me for?" and puts the phone down.

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