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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    I am hear to apologize to all the Bullies for not fully taking advantage of a situation obviously handed to me by the Bull Godz!

    On my way to hop across the big pond to guzzle down gallons of Bavaria's best I ran into none other than GrandMasterWizard Ninja himself FRANK DUX!

    My plane arrived late at the ATL airport. I ran hastenedly in an attempt to make my international flight. As I boarded the train to go to the next concourse all was quiet. Then all of a sudden my Ninja Sense was tingling. I turned around and there, materialized out of thin air, was a tall figure wearing a DUX MMA hat. As I gaze onto his face my Ninja Sense was a blaze. Taken by surprise all I could do was exclaim, "YOU'RE FRANK DUX!" The tall figure affirmed my statement with a simple, "Yes." The crowd around us was awashed in a mixture of confusion and don'tgiveafuck! To ease their suffering I explained, "Jean Claude Van Damme played him in the movie BLOODSPORT!" But alas I didn't recognize the gift given to me. As the train came to a halt at the concourse I made my way off. For a moment I contemplated staying on the train but my sense of not missing my flight took hold. And then he was gone as magically as he appeared.
    Give me 50 soldier. I'm taking you off my friends list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Bruce willis would play me
    I didn't know Bruce Willis did drag.

  3. #13

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Juggernoob View Post
    Would he be able to do your moves?
    I would teach him t43 d34d1y

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I didn't know Bruce Willis did drag.
    he's a very versatile actor

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    He's old


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Commit sepukku, asap. With frisbee.

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    Dude seriously you had the chance to invite him to a throwdown and didn't. Very sad indeed. How great would that have been dux at a throwdown Ohhhh the vids that would be on YouTube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    OK, if you could redo the scenario what would have liked to have said/done.
    It would involve a flash mob that dramatically chanted "Kumite!" like in that Kenny Loggins montage song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    It would involve a flash mob that dramatically chanted "Kumite!" like in that Kenny Loggins montage song.
    Stan Bush with Fight to survive! Not Kenny Loggins, I like Kenny Loggins movie songs, best music for workouts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs View Post
    Stan Bush with Fight to survive! Not Kenny Loggins, I like Kenny Loggins movie songs, best music for workouts.
    Kenny loggins for work outs?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Kill yourself.

    Seriously.

    After leaving me all of your playthings in your will.

    You, nor anyone from this site, will, in all probability, have the chance you squandered.

    Glad you caught your flight. Missing an overseas flight in sucks balls. Missing flight out just costs money.

    .....****......

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