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  1. Gezere is offline
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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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    Bullshido I failed you!

    I am hear to apologize to all the Bullies for not fully taking advantage of a situation obviously handed to me by the Bull Godz!

    On my way to hop across the big pond to guzzle down gallons of Bavaria's best I ran into none other than GrandMasterWizard Ninja himself FRANK DUX!

    My plane arrived late at the ATL airport. I ran hastenedly in an attempt to make my international flight. As I boarded the train to go to the next concourse all was quiet. Then all of a sudden my Ninja Sense was tingling. I turned around and there, materialized out of thin air, was a tall figure wearing a DUX MMA hat. As I gaze onto his face my Ninja Sense was a blaze. Taken by surprise all I could do was exclaim, "YOU'RE FRANK DUX!" The tall figure affirmed my statement with a simple, "Yes." The crowd around us was awashed in a mixture of confusion and don'tgiveafuck! To ease their suffering I explained, "Jean Claude Van Damme played him in the movie BLOODSPORT!" But alas I didn't recognize the gift given to me. As the train came to a halt at the concourse I made my way off. For a moment I contemplated staying on the train but my sense of not missing my flight took hold. And then he was gone as magically as he appeared.
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh
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    pro nonsense self defense

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    Posted On:
    9/30/2011 1:18pm

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    I made you a meme:


    So, Dux MMA? Seriously?
  3. Gezere is offline
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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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    9/30/2011 1:28pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    So, Dux MMA? Seriously?
    I wish I was joking.
    http://www.duxoriginals.com/
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh
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    Posted On:
    9/30/2011 1:35pm


     Style: Aikido / FMA / Krotty

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    I always have the words "who is your shidoshi?" scrawled on the back of my hand everywhere I go.

    That way if I panic when I bump into him, I can just glance down, read it out, and walk away with my pride intact.

    Hindsight is always 20/20 though. Don't beat yourself up about it, but get it written on there now while it's fresh


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
  5. Ignorami is offline
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    9/30/2011 1:39pm


     Style: Aikido / FMA / Krotty

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    N.B. Get the right hand!

    It would be an awkward moment if I read To him "I reckon I could get my whole head in there" from my Britney Spears' hand.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
  6. WhiteShark is offline
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    1% Shark is better than you.

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    Posted On:
    9/30/2011 2:14pm

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     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

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    In your defense missing an international flight would suck. But surely you had time to punch him in the face?
  7. The Juggernoob is offline

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    9/30/2011 2:20pm


     Style: 'Grapplin'

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    I dont see what you could have done, you know how lawsuity these ninja types are.
  8. doofaloofa is online now
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    I'm Svelte!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    To ease their suffering I explained, "Jean Claude Van Damme played him in the movie BLOODSPORT!"
    Bruce willis would play me
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
    Joyce Carol Oates, On Boxing
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    9/30/2011 2:42pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Bruce willis would play me
    Would he be able to do your moves?
  10. CoffeeFan is offline
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    Posted On:
    9/30/2011 3:03pm

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     Style: SAMBO/BJJ/Judo and others

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    OK, if you could redo the scenario what would have liked to have said/done.
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