Its just so fatiguing, I mean really

[Hexe]

**** like this. Secret squirrel shadow persons ...in your on fractured mind maybe.

Shih Fu Glen Keith has both learnt and taught Shaolin Fut Gar Kune Kung-Fu (Buddhist Fist Style) for the last 26 years yet still has much to learn. His Sifu at 80 years is the oldest and highest ranking master in this system in the world, yet wishes to remain unknown. Glen respects this and has always taught by his Kung-Fu doctrines and philosophies.

I'm no longer in love with the internet.

[Rzero]

80 year old secret master? Sounds like a 90's fighting game character.

[Grey Owl]

I can teach you all to be Jedi Knights. The last master died in 1983 in the Dagobah System and his only other student doesn't teach because of family commitments.

Training is hard, you have to be young and willing to finish what you start. However if you are able to go to Dagobah you will be issued with a master's certificate. It should only take you about 20 minutes but you do have to go in a cave with a scary cyborg thingy. Plus travelling expenses this will cost about 70 trillion quid.

Bargain!

[Ignorami]

It must be difficult not to give himself away when, being old, he is contractually obligated to go up to everyone he meets and say "I'm 80 you know!"

[Oonjuk]

80 year old secret master? Sounds like a 90's fighting game character.

Or a protagonist from a wuxia film.